Last night p0yuh the kitten decided to get a little territorial and aggressive with our older cat Othercat. He chased Othercat all round the house and started hitting back when Othercat got defensive, which is a new thing. It also (and this is the truly hilarious part), sat itself down in Othercat's food bowl, which was full of dry food...

...and pissed all over it.

Needless to say, I picked up both cats and chucked them out the window and locked it. I wasn't going to have a urination competition played out all through the house.


And for the last two hours I've been chasing couch surfers all through the bloody airport. Who knew it would be so difficult to find someone? And that an hours parking would cost so much? That airport is designed by drunks and run by criminals. Anyway the couch surfers in question just called me, so I directed them how to get to a suburban train station so I can just pick them up from there.

I'm never picking anyone up from the airport, ever again. So don't even ask.

And the next person who causes me to have to fill out paperwork, is going to be papercut to death.