fucking missed my court date today. i honestly must be the most functional retard the world has yet seen.
so i get a citation for not wearing my helmet in a skatepark, then i ignore it, get a warrant issued for my arrest, go to the police station and get a new court date, promise myself, cross my fucking heart not to be such a fucking retard again. 8:30 am. 10:30 pm, i'm driving by the police station on my way to pick up a gram of kush, and then and only then does it hit me, holy fuck what day is it today? it's dark in my friend's truck and the backlight of my watch went out over a year ago, turn on the fuckin dome light, august 9th, oh fuck me. it's 5 days before the 14th, mcat day, i should fucking well know this. question is? how fucked am i now, i'll be up at 8am tomorrow to beg for mercy. for not wearing my helmet in a fucking skatepark at the ripe age of twenty-fucking-three.
and i'm the fucking retard.
so i get a citation for not wearing my helmet in a skatepark, then i ignore it, get a warrant issued for my arrest, go to the police station and get a new court date, promise myself, cross my fucking heart not to be such a fucking retard again. 8:30 am. 10:30 pm, i'm driving by the police station on my way to pick up a gram of kush, and then and only then does it hit me, holy fuck what day is it today? it's dark in my friend's truck and the backlight of my watch went out over a year ago, turn on the fuckin dome light, august 9th, oh fuck me. it's 5 days before the 14th, mcat day, i should fucking well know this. question is? how fucked am i now, i'll be up at 8am tomorrow to beg for mercy. for not wearing my helmet in a fucking skatepark at the ripe age of twenty-fucking-three.
and i'm the fucking retard.
three hours in criminal court however, is a lot shittier than one might think. not at all like night court on tv. not at all.