O.K. So im at work today...and we got done diggin up a piece of sidewalk were gonna redo, when my boss syas "rhnn dowrna shopra emtrie trush meet me at rumush".....and im like......what? now...my foreman is a dick..but he does have a sense of humor, so he thinks hes messin wioth me when he drops his normal redneck accent and thinks hes using a retarded accent... and....speaking as stupid as he can...he says quite clearly
"Run down to the shop, empty your truck, and meet me at lummus(lummus is a lumberyard). so i say okay.... he looks at me and says "What?!?!" i say "yeah no problem...you're alot easier to understand when you pull the dick out of your mouth"....
...I love rednecks.....