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exene

southern orange county - ugh...

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Sunday May 30, 2004

May 30, 2004
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It's all about the anal.... So, my boyfriend and I made this bet....About 3 weeks ago, he decided he wants to do all kinds of things to improve our backyard. For example, re-sand and stain the deck, build a gazebo, a picnic table, a horse-shoe pit, a fire pit and build a railing across the decks and then dangle white lights from each side. I say, there's no way he can have it done in 3 weeks because he is such a procrastinator. (3 weeks will be June 1st). He gets mad that I called him a procrastinator, and swears he can do it in that time frame, then says, wanna make a bet??? HMMMM.....I love making bets because I ALWAYS win. So, I say, "sure." Well, he has been harassing me for the last year and a half to give up the backside to him ( anal sex ), and I am in no way fond of that. Nor do I think I ever will be. I have always said, "OH, HELL NO." So, of course, what do you think he picked to bet on? That's right. So, because I know I am going to win, I said, "okay." (With a big grin on my face) Because if he loses, I get to find a cucumber, of whatever size I choose, and stick it up his ass to see how he likes it. So, the 3 week mark is almost up, and the only thing he has done, is re-sanded the deck, and built the picnic table. HA! I have had a zillion of his friends at my house all weekend helping him out because they know about the bet, and they say they "can't let their boy get sodomized." They started building a gazebo yesterday, and are still working on it as I type this. There is no way they are going to be done with everything by Tues. So, now here's my question, if he really loses the bet, should I still proceed with the fresh produce, or should I be nice and say it was all just fun and games???? eeek
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skinnykeychain:
Nice stick it to him!
May 31, 2004
devildoll:
This will be your only opportunity to stick a pickle in his ass....don't pass it up!! wink

No seriously, I would take it easy on the guy. And I'm with you.....HELL NO TO ANAL!!

Probably not this week, but I'll be in touch soon!! Let's get together next week....

I have an extra ticket to see Velvet Revolver. Do you wanna go?? The ticket's like 30 bucks. It's Wednesday at the El Rey.
Jun 2, 2004

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