What is the origin of Hump Day? Isn't every day Hump Day??!
Today has been soooo fucking humid i just cant stand it... but ill live.
Got an invite to fly to a tiny island off coast of NC in a private plane and hang out in a cottage for the weekend... butttt i got werk to do on Friday and bills to pay.
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Today has been soooo fucking humid i just cant stand it... but ill live.
Got an invite to fly to a tiny island off coast of NC in a private plane and hang out in a cottage for the weekend... butttt i got werk to do on Friday and bills to pay.
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Ok, I might be moving to Parkton, MD but its just in the "thinking" stages... a friend of mine just bought a 4000 sq ft historic house and wants me to move in with her... hmmmm. and it would definately be cheaper/more relaxing than Howard County. FUCK Columbia!
And now for something completely different...
lets exercise our face muscles:
And now for something completely different...
lets exercise our face muscles:
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captsparrow:
Chuck Palahniuk is a god. That's a very good idea, to have a party and what not.
I think I need you around all the time, so whenever I get writers block I'll have an excuse to see your boobies.
Too bad I had to get clean all by myself...
I think I need you around all the time, so whenever I get writers block I'll have an excuse to see your boobies.
Too bad I had to get clean all by myself...
esme:
rock on with the old skool soundgarden, man.
Last night I went to College Park
*yawn*
...had a lightning bug land on my hand, crawled around for a bit then flew away. don't see many of those little guys anymore. Back home they would cover the yard at night, or atleast when i was a kid. Many many many many thousands of years ago. It was awesome! Then, after getting in touch with...
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*yawn*
...had a lightning bug land on my hand, crawled around for a bit then flew away.
don't see many of those little guys anymore. Back home they would cover the yard at night, or atleast when i was a kid. Many many many many thousands of years ago. It was awesome! Then, after getting in touch with... Read More
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esme:
Hey. 'sup? Where'd you find me?
clover:
yeah yeah sure sure it wasn't. They were some cool pictures, not recent though 
ha, I want those 83 cent coins.
ha, I want those 83 cent coins. mmmm orange juice
im making some pasta for lunch and jamming to "The Amazing Sounds of Orgy" by Radiohead. I absolutely LOVE Sundays. Sleeping in late and laying in the hammock (if its nice out), listening to NPR and its just the best day in the world... unless you have a hangover (which i don't
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im making some pasta for lunch and jamming to "The Amazing Sounds of Orgy" by Radiohead. I absolutely LOVE Sundays. Sleeping in late and laying in the hammock (if its nice out), listening to NPR and its just the best day in the world... unless you have a hangover (which i don't
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captsparrow:
I wish I had a hammock. And a Sunday morning to sleep in late. I have to be at work Sunday's at 10:30am to serve Davidson County's finest church-goin folk, who don't know how to spell tip, let alone leave one.
I was listening to AC/DC all night last night, in bed. The last song I remember hearing was "Mistress for Christmas." I love when heavy metal sings me to sleep.
I was listening to AC/DC all night last night, in bed. The last song I remember hearing was "Mistress for Christmas." I love when heavy metal sings me to sleep.
drexel:
yay a md person!!! i'm from hagerstown...but don't tell anyone. i have an image to maintain, ya know. 
it's 11:00 and im craving Japanese..... mmmmm seaweed salad!
...and SNL is unbelievably painful to watch.
...and SNL is unbelievably painful to watch.
jamielee:
SNL has so gone down hill. I want the old days of SNL back!
Wow. *rubs eyes* another late night. I went to baltimore tonight and got a call from a friend who was playing the Brass Monkey, sooo i went to see/hear/enjoy. He's INCREDIBLE on guitar, and played mostly original stuff... but vocally----ehhh, how can i say this......um Phil... brutha, you're tone deaf !! Ok i KNOW the whole "If you can do better, get your ass up...
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ciel:
no i am not. but i will have a go, then take a picture of that hahah
charley:
Bukowski is the man 
I will have a hunt for my favourite poem and post it for you Mr EXtraordinaryCowboy!
I will have a hunt for my favourite poem and post it for you Mr EXtraordinaryCowboy!AH yes, the amazing world of online fun.... hello strangers (and cute little monkeys)... it's Wednesday and honestly i need a nap.
More later, im eating lunch. (i can tell taht you're on the edge of your seat!)
Ok, im back after an 11 hour lunch.
I've just accepted that my hair is starting its migration to the back of my head by thinning in...
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More later, im eating lunch. (i can tell taht you're on the edge of your seat!)
Ok, im back after an 11 hour lunch.
I've just accepted that my hair is starting its migration to the back of my head by thinning in...
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erica:
Are you on something?
excowboy:
aren't we all?
there are people out there who dont want this to get out... but im taking that chace, for you... to know the truth...
Elvis killed JFK - We Have Proof.
I'm still looking for proof in the connection between American Idol and the comming Apocalypse.
Cool summer evenings with the windows open, shedding the back roads with the music blasting... ah yes, tis great indeed!...
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Elvis killed JFK - We Have Proof.
I'm still looking for proof in the connection between American Idol and the comming Apocalypse.
Cool summer evenings with the windows open, shedding the back roads with the music blasting... ah yes, tis great indeed!...
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excowboy:
sooo um, yeah.... i got to sleep at 6 am shame on u
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shame on u[Edited on Jun 09, 2004 12:06PM]
Omega energy drinks are 
If you mixed equal parts grapefruit juice, hand soap & peroxide, it probably STILL wouldn't be as disgusting as THIS is!!
If you mixed equal parts grapefruit juice, hand soap & peroxide, it probably STILL wouldn't be as disgusting as THIS is!!
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excowboy:
mmmmm, blood. didn't think to add THAT to the grapefruit/soap/peroxide mix... good work girl!
captsparrow:
oddly enough, guess who used to sing in a choir?
Jesus, that picture is psychopathic!!
This song's been in my head all day...
Fog
There's a little child
Running round this house
And he never leaves
He will never leave
And the fog comes up from the sewers
And glows in the dark
Baby alligators in the sewers grow up fast
Grow up fast
Anything you want it can be done
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This song's been in my head all day...
Fog
There's a little child
Running round this house
And he never leaves
He will never leave
And the fog comes up from the sewers
And glows in the dark
Baby alligators in the sewers grow up fast
Grow up fast
Anything you want it can be done
How did you go...
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Send me an email through my profile and I'll reply with our address so you can mapquest some directions. I'll also get you my cell # in case you need it.