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This is ME giving you the tongue----> tongue
this is ME giving you the Finger----> biggrin
this is ME giving you the Shocker----> blush

im bored. can u tell?
ooo aaa
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clover:
aww come on!!! No not the shocker!!!
jamielee:
The shocker, eh?
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blah

...just thought I'd tell ya. smile

Fuck Martha Stewart!
daemoncd:
what, did somebody forget their power adapter for their laptop?
clover:
aahhahahahhahahhaah I need a webcam!!
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jamielee:
I took pictures of the soiling so that you'd think I'm hotter.
goatsgotohell:
Only if you come claim me Timmy. love kiss
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Well kids, after much deliberation (and beautiful experiences which could not be described if i had the rest of my natural life) I have come to a conclusion... Mogwai Fear Satan by Mogwai is my favorite song. (16 solid minutes of moist goodness) Let me clearly state upfront that i am against most "LISTS", especially the top 10 variety who most times fight a losing...
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daemoncd:
you said "swatches". remember those rad watches from the 80's? you had to be hip with the accessories to, the little rubber face guards and shit.

and since you indicated your disdain for list making, i went ahead and made one.
clover:
*SMACK*!!!

*CHOMP*!!!!!!







*runs away laughing*



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The transformation is almost complete...


NO, im not talking about my sex change surgery. THat's not until November....

...I'm speaking of my move from Windsor Mills/ Ellicott City to Catonsville. Ok, so im not even close to being moved in, we just finished the "discussion" stage, sorting out the details and now all that remains is Security Dep. and slowly moving all my belongings.

Sept....
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jamielee:
I laughed so hard at that "hooka up" shit. HAHAHA! biggrin
goatsgotohell:
Yes, a wonderful idea, we will go out back to the 3 acre field filled with wildflowers we keep behind our building. surreal
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OK, WHY is Macy FUCKING Gray singing "Walk This Way" in a Sony commercial??? Fuck you sony!!!!!! (especially for your new fucking whore of an unconvertable audio compression format.)

Played poker tonight (tourney style texas holdem) and won two games. ($15 and then $35) then i went down $10 cause i went out the last two games. *sigh*

sleep now, please.
There are people i...
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pixilated101:
maybe I should watch more TV...I have not seen it...so my hate is not as founded... whatever
jamielee:
Begin founding your hate, my friend, because Macy Gray is evil and not human. eeek biggrin
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why?

because!



Got it?
good.


Monday=Labor day. There's something terribly ironic in everyone being off work and the country shutting down on Labor Day... buuuttttt I don't make the rules.

Who DOES make the rules? WHere do these completely random holidays come from?

Nevermind... i don't wanna know!


YEsterday I slept in and went running (around the block, im very sore from SUnday) then off...
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captsparrow:
I make the rules!! Yeah, ok no I don't.

indeed if you were in a Turkish prison, I'm sure you'd have a whole different set of things to worry about.

I'm drinking grape Juicy Juice out of a coffee mug right now, and downloading gay porn, but I should really be cleaning my room.
esme:
I have been a little bit frown and a lot smile , maybe even biggrin ...but am sad and sorry we have not chatted in awhile. Are you OK out there?

*don't go back to Rockville, mmmmm*
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If all the supressed visions of colorful migrating birds collided with swarms of killer bees in the calm center of destructive winds, a dozen hurricanes strong, forces never seen by man nor beast and the all enveloping glow from the golden pod of love wrapped in plastic covered in foil stamped with the yellow insignia of the Royal Order Of Wangle Rompers beamed through time...
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esme:
Meh.
I have a new picture. You better f*ckin like it biggrin .
captsparrow:
just because I hang upside down from tree branches, and eat bugs does not make me a monkey...

does it?
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waiting...
its a beautiful day outside and i'm waiting for this driver to deliver a spoiler so i can install it at a Toyota dealership... buuutttttttttt i'm waiting and have been all day, mmhmm yep!

sitting around... waiting mad

i done braided my back hair and sculpted my unibrow... now what?!
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clara:
i'm weird?
jamielee:
what is all this talk of stacking and folding?
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The MVA are daft cunts! They Sucka-yew dry witha smile!

Orange pajama bottoms are the best!

I have nothing interesting to say. Sue me! kiss
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goatsgotohell:
You missed about a 10-15 second one from me not long ago. I was impressed at least. biggrin
clover:
whats a daft cunt?