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Monday Oct 04, 2004

Oct 4, 2004
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I think i broke the coffee pot. Woke up, fell outta bed. put coffee/water in the old machine and went about my breakfast making way. 5 minutes later there was a half a pot of coffee and it had just STOPPED... kaput! Oh well, at least We got 2 cups outta the deal.

I installed/ mounted/ harnessed/ drillled and bolted a 4"X3" and approxamitly 5 pound Yorkshire Terrier ornament onto the HOOD of a fucking 2005 Toyota Highlander. Jesus, this woman was dead set on having this heavy piece of shhh... stainless steel spruce up her almost $30,000 pansy-ass SUV. (Dead-set = i don't care what it takes!) Sooooo, I put new nylon studs into the beast and put the sum'bitch on her hood. Job well done, (btw, Deadset ALSO means "Im willing to pay whatever tha cost... which she DID. wink ) The money made will more than make up for the fucking bee that started to fly up the leg of my shorts and when i swatted at it, it stung the fuck outta me. Jesus! At least i didnt blow up like the marshmellow man. shhheeewww

Went to the cycle shop today and check some roadbikes out.

Ive run out of interesting things to rant about. Please send daemoncd and I $1 by PayPal to Heliconone@yahoo.com. Thank you very much.

**Also, I think im addicted to cereal. mhmm eeek
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
boo1:
YUCKO Mint Milano.....ew ew ew ew ew. I have a problem with mint. I dont like mint anything....makes me nauseated....erg!!! puke
Oct 4, 2004
daemoncd:
...must...buy...coffeemaker...can't...quit...both...at...once...
Oct 5, 2004

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