ahhhhhh. *yawn* *stretch*
Its 2 pm and yes i just woke up. Sundays are great cause they're the day before monday... unless its Wednesday, in which case it wouldnt matter!
Worked yesterday, cleaned me apartment.
Let the colors of the Trivial Pursuit pie ( Bron, Blaw, Gron, Orrahng, Pahnk, and yellow.) tell the tale of a ferocious fight to the death (well not really) and a victory that would bring a tear to Pat Sajack's eye...
It was Night; shortly after Day. The gauntlet was thrown down (after getting destroyed in PacMan Gang Bang), Trivial Pursuit Genius Edition was the game. Let me mention that it was the ORIGINAL Genius Edition, from the beginning of time before there was PopTarts. The teams were selected- Sara, Guy#1who'snamei'veforgottenalthoughhe'scoolIswear and I were Teem Pahnk, knowing the hidden power of thy pahnk pie holder thingy, we smerked at the advantage we had just recieved. We started slow so as not to make our OBVIOUS superior position... obvious. We threw the other teams off by missing easy questions and fierce ROLL AGAIN zigzagging action. Ok, i lie there are some freaking HARD questions on there. I know Little or NOTHING about old baseball or the capitals of ______ (insert country ive never heard of). I DO know now that penguins are not mammals and getting easy questions for a PIE is the key. Sara eventually passed (she's such a lush... ok, im kidding she was tired not trashed) so it was just Coolguy#1 and I battling Team StephenHawkings (Malcolm, GentlemanCaller and JamieLee ) and Team AbandonShip (cause they slowly began to lose their players until there was only one. Jason wandered off to watch TV and clean up and pace around wishing we would all DIE or just leave whichever came first. Malcom and Genital Man were the kings of political questions and Jamie's Tourette's finally payed off when she screamed Lake Titicaca as a joke and it was actually the CORRECT answer. We were silly and laughing and making up thing annnnnd in the end... Teem Pahnk was victorious.
vic ...vic...vic-tor-I-ous! (little Duran Duran for ya
)
Im wont be able to put it all into logical thought, so i'll just spew it...
Jason made awesome veggiefriendly chili, nice an HOT. spicy, yes... but temp wise- it was heated in the gates of Hell, it was slow cooked in the seventh layer of the Earth's core. I dont kno whow it didnt burn straight through the bowl and eat directly through my leg. . . but VERY tastey once it cooled down a bit.
The "shocker" (annnd the concrete donkey) was a hit, and thats all i'll say about that.
...oh i cant remember some of the hilarity (is that a word) i should have posted last night while it was fresh.
Thanks Jason and Sara for tha festivites and the quacamole.
Original Genius Edition can go fuck itself!!
btw, if you have $6.5 mil just layin around, you might wanna check THIS out.
...and i JUST had a 15 minute conversation with my Gram'pa about Oral Sex. Holy shit, it was funny (laughing quietly to myself) and according to HIM, the thought of doing oral sex would make him sick to his stomach. Interesting stuff. Great Sunday so far!
Its 2 pm and yes i just woke up. Sundays are great cause they're the day before monday... unless its Wednesday, in which case it wouldnt matter!
Worked yesterday, cleaned me apartment.
Let the colors of the Trivial Pursuit pie ( Bron, Blaw, Gron, Orrahng, Pahnk, and yellow.) tell the tale of a ferocious fight to the death (well not really) and a victory that would bring a tear to Pat Sajack's eye...
It was Night; shortly after Day. The gauntlet was thrown down (after getting destroyed in PacMan Gang Bang), Trivial Pursuit Genius Edition was the game. Let me mention that it was the ORIGINAL Genius Edition, from the beginning of time before there was PopTarts. The teams were selected- Sara, Guy#1who'snamei'veforgottenalthoughhe'scoolIswear and I were Teem Pahnk, knowing the hidden power of thy pahnk pie holder thingy, we smerked at the advantage we had just recieved. We started slow so as not to make our OBVIOUS superior position... obvious. We threw the other teams off by missing easy questions and fierce ROLL AGAIN zigzagging action. Ok, i lie there are some freaking HARD questions on there. I know Little or NOTHING about old baseball or the capitals of ______ (insert country ive never heard of). I DO know now that penguins are not mammals and getting easy questions for a PIE is the key. Sara eventually passed (she's such a lush... ok, im kidding she was tired not trashed) so it was just Coolguy#1 and I battling Team StephenHawkings (Malcolm, GentlemanCaller and JamieLee ) and Team AbandonShip (cause they slowly began to lose their players until there was only one. Jason wandered off to watch TV and clean up and pace around wishing we would all DIE or just leave whichever came first. Malcom and Genital Man were the kings of political questions and Jamie's Tourette's finally payed off when she screamed Lake Titicaca as a joke and it was actually the CORRECT answer. We were silly and laughing and making up thing annnnnd in the end... Teem Pahnk was victorious.
vic ...vic...vic-tor-I-ous! (little Duran Duran for ya
)
Im wont be able to put it all into logical thought, so i'll just spew it...
Jason made awesome veggiefriendly chili, nice an HOT. spicy, yes... but temp wise- it was heated in the gates of Hell, it was slow cooked in the seventh layer of the Earth's core. I dont kno whow it didnt burn straight through the bowl and eat directly through my leg. . . but VERY tastey once it cooled down a bit.
The "shocker" (annnd the concrete donkey) was a hit, and thats all i'll say about that.
...oh i cant remember some of the hilarity (is that a word) i should have posted last night while it was fresh.
Thanks Jason and Sara for tha festivites and the quacamole.
Original Genius Edition can go fuck itself!!
btw, if you have $6.5 mil just layin around, you might wanna check THIS out.
...and i JUST had a 15 minute conversation with my Gram'pa about Oral Sex. Holy shit, it was funny (laughing quietly to myself) and according to HIM, the thought of doing oral sex would make him sick to his stomach. Interesting stuff. Great Sunday so far!
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