I yawn in circles, im completely serious. ok, well maybe not completely... huge yawn. right hand turn. huge yawn. right hand turn. tis bliss to be exhausted and wondering round the house at 4 am. 4:10 actually. my eyes say close but my body says open. we're exhausted and must rest them; NO you are wide awake and need them to see... must... stay... awake!
the deal is this, i spentt he day packing all my friend's shit up and moving him to York, PA and didnt get home until after 3... but after drinking two Monster energy drinks to keep my body moving, im now completely pooped yet cant sleep... is this hell? maybe not, but if i had a time machine i would go back and smack myself before i drank the second one. It DID help cause i was drivin the big truck (didnt come with a CB
so i didnt get ta have real trucker fun) um... what was i saying, OH yeah... ok. I strained my lower back a bit leaning over while pulling a 800,000 lb filing cabinet up the steps. lets see, what else? oh, in an effort to unlock the mysteries of the universe, ive come across something that puzzles me: who is this Jimmy fellow, and why are so many people disinterested in his corn cracking skills? Personally i think itd be fascinating to watch, but i don't know where this fellow lives; i suppose a farm of some sort, but honestly i dont have much information to go on... i'll keep searching.
more?
well, the frogs, or bulltoad guys are being really loud right now. Honestly, If i had a cool noise making talent such as that I would probably show it off all the time too... "Wanna hear my cool noise?" nooooo wait, i'd do it even if people didnt ask, id be all "insert cool noise here" ...and they'd be all, "Whoa!!" and i'd be all "yeah, i know!!"
*pokes eye lids*
nope, nuffin. they wont shut. maybe im in a coma, maybe im a balloon, maybe i've become the fresh fruit who's just 2 days away from over-ripe, maybe i will stay awake forever, and maybe i'll become deaf or be hit by a bus before i arrive at a complete comatose state, maybe thats the 51st state, maybe..... holy crap, the toadfrogs shut up.... hahahaaaaaa. well ill be darn-ed. ok, no they're back. if I were Elvis, id haave a rhinestone toothbrush, and goldplated dental floss... and I'd rule the eath with my ultra shiny teeth. of course i'd be ruling from a frickin box in the ground cause Elvis is dead and buried you stupid retard!! ok, i didnt mean it... come baaaaaaack. i'll give ya a puddin' pop. ok i wont, but you thought about it didnt you? In fact you were about to drop what you were doing riiiight in the middle and said to yourself.... "SELF, I think he's on to something. Sell all my belongings i shall and live int he wilderness with the bugs and ratdogs and flying things and the stars and I will just "BE" with my unwashed hair and my detachment from the material world. and I am a material girl (or boy, depending on your gender. in MY case i'd say boy cause well... im a guyperson. silly)
ok, now my eyeslids are heavy, mayb eit was the handfull of valuim i took. HA, im kidding..... orrrrr AM i?!
NO, ive not been drinking. well actually i have, yes. drinking, yes. dont we all at one point or another? the body needs nurishment and liquid and other things like.... well whatever it was.
no booze
no shirt
no sleep... see a pattern? (its ok if you dont, I dont even see one.
theres dust on my monitor, wonder if theres a pattern to THAT.
well ive rambled enough, go to sleep already, or if youre reading you have better things to do... ok i just blacked out with my finger on the SPACE bar... . bed time. goodnight. dont try to make sense of this post, theres no explaining it, its completely random. go away. theres nothing for you to see here. move along please
the deal is this, i spentt he day packing all my friend's shit up and moving him to York, PA and didnt get home until after 3... but after drinking two Monster energy drinks to keep my body moving, im now completely pooped yet cant sleep... is this hell? maybe not, but if i had a time machine i would go back and smack myself before i drank the second one. It DID help cause i was drivin the big truck (didnt come with a CB
so i didnt get ta have real trucker fun) um... what was i saying, OH yeah... ok. I strained my lower back a bit leaning over while pulling a 800,000 lb filing cabinet up the steps. lets see, what else? oh, in an effort to unlock the mysteries of the universe, ive come across something that puzzles me: who is this Jimmy fellow, and why are so many people disinterested in his corn cracking skills? Personally i think itd be fascinating to watch, but i don't know where this fellow lives; i suppose a farm of some sort, but honestly i dont have much information to go on... i'll keep searching.
more?
well, the frogs, or bulltoad guys are being really loud right now. Honestly, If i had a cool noise making talent such as that I would probably show it off all the time too... "Wanna hear my cool noise?" nooooo wait, i'd do it even if people didnt ask, id be all "insert cool noise here" ...and they'd be all, "Whoa!!" and i'd be all "yeah, i know!!"
*pokes eye lids*
nope, nuffin. they wont shut. maybe im in a coma, maybe im a balloon, maybe i've become the fresh fruit who's just 2 days away from over-ripe, maybe i will stay awake forever, and maybe i'll become deaf or be hit by a bus before i arrive at a complete comatose state, maybe thats the 51st state, maybe..... holy crap, the toadfrogs shut up.... hahahaaaaaa. well ill be darn-ed. ok, no they're back. if I were Elvis, id haave a rhinestone toothbrush, and goldplated dental floss... and I'd rule the eath with my ultra shiny teeth. of course i'd be ruling from a frickin box in the ground cause Elvis is dead and buried you stupid retard!! ok, i didnt mean it... come baaaaaaack. i'll give ya a puddin' pop. ok i wont, but you thought about it didnt you? In fact you were about to drop what you were doing riiiight in the middle and said to yourself.... "SELF, I think he's on to something. Sell all my belongings i shall and live int he wilderness with the bugs and ratdogs and flying things and the stars and I will just "BE" with my unwashed hair and my detachment from the material world. and I am a material girl (or boy, depending on your gender. in MY case i'd say boy cause well... im a guyperson. silly)
ok, now my eyeslids are heavy, mayb eit was the handfull of valuim i took. HA, im kidding..... orrrrr AM i?!
NO, ive not been drinking. well actually i have, yes. drinking, yes. dont we all at one point or another? the body needs nurishment and liquid and other things like.... well whatever it was.
no booze
no shirt
no sleep... see a pattern? (its ok if you dont, I dont even see one.
theres dust on my monitor, wonder if theres a pattern to THAT.
well ive rambled enough, go to sleep already, or if youre reading you have better things to do... ok i just blacked out with my finger on the SPACE bar... . bed time. goodnight. dont try to make sense of this post, theres no explaining it, its completely random. go away. theres nothing for you to see here. move along please
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*wants a puddin pop*