yesterday- didn't go to the SG Burlesque show in Philly 
worked today and ran errands. hit the weights, then rush to shower/shit/shave and shoot up (not literally) to York.
I realized today that there is an art to finding the perfect banana... ok, no im just banana-picky.... annnnd have WAY too much time on my hands.
If man is 5
Then the devil is 6
Then God is 7
This monkeys gone to heaven
worked today and ran errands. hit the weights, then rush to shower/shit/shave and shoot up (not literally) to York.
I realized today that there is an art to finding the perfect banana... ok, no im just banana-picky.... annnnd have WAY too much time on my hands.
If man is 5
Then the devil is 6
Then God is 7
This monkeys gone to heaven
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jamielee:
Is this banana perfectionism some sort of phallic fixation? 
esme:
Okay, see for me, I buy four bananas at a time. I am very picky about their particular level of ripeness or unripeness, SO--I get one that's just right (mostly yellow but still with some green at the top and bottom), one that will be good tomorrow (about half and half) and two that are completely green. I have to monitor the green ones very closely, because if I leave them even one day too long I won't want to eat them. And then they'll just sit there. And I'll feel bad so I won't throw them away. And then they'll just get spottier and spottier. And my roommates will get mad but they won't throw them away, either out of politeness or because they're trying to teach me a lesson, I'm not sure which. And I do have way too much time on my hands to do things like pick out bananas. But you knew that already.