evzilla

So, I joined up here again, largely to take my mind off of this ridiculous house hunt that I'm going through right now.
Seriously, if you're not into me, and you don't want to live with me, just say so. I can feel my hair turning grey and my eyes sinking into my skull with every minute that passes that they don't call me.
Oh, big, beautiful house on 13th Street, I'd pay twice the rent they're asking to live on your 3rd floor. No joke.

But, yeah, also, because I'm just a fucking pervert. And while I've given up sex for the rest of the year, there ain't a damn thing wrong with gawking at pretty, naked girls.