evy

I have decided that any creature with a penis will always confuse any creature with a vagina.

Hell, my male cats even confuse me. They are all sweet one minute and then little bastards the next. Seriously! Who peed in my closet? I'm really upset about that.

Human boys aren't much better - though they don't pee in my closet, I hope.

Last night I was talking to a guy friend and he was sweet as pie until I told him that I was not in fact interested in going on a date with him. Then, all of a sudden, the bastard flipped out. He started yelling at me and calling me names and telling me that he only asked because he pitied me. Blah blah blah. Basically, he left me feeling like a horrible, ugly person who should go live under a rock and never eat or make human contact again. Five minutes later.... he's being friendly again.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

This is the second time this has happened to me in three weeks. Guys act all interested and when I tell them I'm not they fucking flip out and tell me I'm not even worth the effort they put forth and leave me feeling quite terrible about myself. Go ahead, tell me it's because they are hurt, I don't buy it. I think they are all on fucking crack.

Then there is another little thing or two going on that has me very confused and I'm not a big fan of that at all.

*grumbles*

Fucking Canada, eh?