I am such an idiot! GAH!
So, it turns out Justin does still like me and thinks I'm pretty and that I'm a moron. I thought he didn't like me so I backed off; I stopped messaging him because I thought he didn't want to talk to me. Boy, was I wrong. He wasn't feeling good, that's it. I read too much into it. Apparently, when we hung out a week ago I was a little standoffish too, so he thought I didn't like him. I hate that I do that. I hate that when I like someone I get all nervous and do that. I've done it with most of the guys I've liked at some point. MEH! I still have a crush on him, I was just trying to pretend I didn't because I thought he didn't like me anymore. What an idiot I have been! The boy still likes me. AHHH! I don't know whether to punch myself or do a happy dance. *dances and punches self* That seems about right.
e had a discussion about how all he wanted to do while we were talking was grab me and kiss me but he didn't because he didn't think I would want him to. He told me I should have told him I wanted him to kiss me as much as he wanted to. How would that have gone? "Hey, I would love for you to kiss me right now. You down with that?" Apparently, he says he would have said yes. Too fucking bad I'm a chicken shit! lol Well, now we at least know where the other stand and realize that it's the exact same place. We like each other. We want to kiss each other. We want to hang out again soon. *nods*
Sooo... there you have it.
Oh, and if you didn't know, this kid is so my type it's scary. He's adorable and likes great music and has very nice facial hair and he's tall. And yeah...
*grin*
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And now for something completely different:
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Massachusetts at Lowell, engineering dept.'s chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and the pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
So, it turns out Justin does still like me and thinks I'm pretty and that I'm a moron. I thought he didn't like me so I backed off; I stopped messaging him because I thought he didn't want to talk to me. Boy, was I wrong. He wasn't feeling good, that's it. I read too much into it. Apparently, when we hung out a week ago I was a little standoffish too, so he thought I didn't like him. I hate that I do that. I hate that when I like someone I get all nervous and do that. I've done it with most of the guys I've liked at some point. MEH! I still have a crush on him, I was just trying to pretend I didn't because I thought he didn't like me anymore. What an idiot I have been! The boy still likes me. AHHH! I don't know whether to punch myself or do a happy dance. *dances and punches self* That seems about right.
e had a discussion about how all he wanted to do while we were talking was grab me and kiss me but he didn't because he didn't think I would want him to. He told me I should have told him I wanted him to kiss me as much as he wanted to. How would that have gone? "Hey, I would love for you to kiss me right now. You down with that?" Apparently, he says he would have said yes. Too fucking bad I'm a chicken shit! lol Well, now we at least know where the other stand and realize that it's the exact same place. We like each other. We want to kiss each other. We want to hang out again soon. *nods*
Sooo... there you have it.
Oh, and if you didn't know, this kid is so my type it's scary. He's adorable and likes great music and has very nice facial hair and he's tall. And yeah...
*grin*
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And now for something completely different:
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Massachusetts at Lowell, engineering dept.'s chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and the pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"