I have alot I want to update on, including my car breaking down and me getting stuck on the side of the road, but I'm feeling way sick to do that right now.
Instead...
18+ Survey
Sin and excess
An adult survey. Be honest. If you aren't honest, what is the point?
1. Ever been to a strip club?: Can't say I have.
2. Ever been to a bar?: Too many times to count.
3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?: Not yet.
4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?: Nah, I don't drink too much when I'm out.
5. Ever been so drunk you passed out?: I hold my alcohol well, so no.
6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?: Of course.
7. Thrown up from drinking too much?: No. Like I said, I hold it well.
8. Had sex in a car?: Several times.
9. Had sex in a park?: Not that I remember, but I did do it behind an abandoned grocery store once.
10. Had sex in a movie theater?: Yesum.
11. Had sex in a bathroom?: Haha. Funny story there...
12. Had sex at work?: Not that I can recall.
13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?: Yep.
14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?: Nope. Someone bought me something there, but it's not really my thing to buy stuff there unless it's a gag for someone else.
15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?: See above.
16. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?: Yes, a couple.
17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?: Yes.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?: Yeah.
19.Have you ever had a foursome?: That's just too many people to focus on at once.
20. Are your breasts real?: Yesum. And they are fabulous.
21. Have you ever kissed a stranger?: Too many to count.
22. How old were you when you first had sex?: 16, I think.
23. Have you ever had a one night stand?: Yes.
24. Were you honest in this survey?: Yes
Instead...
18+ Survey
Sin and excess
An adult survey. Be honest. If you aren't honest, what is the point?
1. Ever been to a strip club?: Can't say I have.
2. Ever been to a bar?: Too many times to count.
3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?: Not yet.
4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?: Nah, I don't drink too much when I'm out.
5. Ever been so drunk you passed out?: I hold my alcohol well, so no.
6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?: Of course.
7. Thrown up from drinking too much?: No. Like I said, I hold it well.
8. Had sex in a car?: Several times.
9. Had sex in a park?: Not that I remember, but I did do it behind an abandoned grocery store once.
10. Had sex in a movie theater?: Yesum.
11. Had sex in a bathroom?: Haha. Funny story there...
12. Had sex at work?: Not that I can recall.
13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?: Yep.
14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?: Nope. Someone bought me something there, but it's not really my thing to buy stuff there unless it's a gag for someone else.
15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?: See above.
16. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?: Yes, a couple.
17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?: Yes.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?: Yeah.
19.Have you ever had a foursome?: That's just too many people to focus on at once.
20. Are your breasts real?: Yesum. And they are fabulous.
21. Have you ever kissed a stranger?: Too many to count.
22. How old were you when you first had sex?: 16, I think.
23. Have you ever had a one night stand?: Yes.
24. Were you honest in this survey?: Yes
2.) ... who's counting again?
3.) Never. Though I've came close.
4.) Yes. And I still walked my damned self.
5.) Yes. Regardless of holding alcohol well, too much can sometimes be too much, and oh boy was that ever too much -note- do not mix beer before liquor and after four pitchers and some shots decide you are hungry and eat a burger....
6.) No. And I can honestly say I likely never would short of large sums of money or the affections of immensely attractive female being involved afterward.
7.) Yes. But.. heh. We won't go into that (see number five.
8.) No sadly -sigh-
9.) That would be so romantic -sigh-. No.
10.) No. And those seats are woefully uncomforatble. And I really don't feel like going to jail for that. Sides, too little privacy, I'm not that fiesty!
11.) Ew. No. I can't even stand looking or peeing in a public restroom, no damned way I'd get full on naked in one unless it was a damned clean ladies room.
12.) No. I've never worked
13.) No. The bitches closed the fucker before I could (stupid bible thumpers)
14.) No. But oddly enough I've had money raised for a real doll in college. ...it felt about as real as it looked...
15.) No. See above.
16.) The only ones that I had (or that attempted to.)
17.) ... Too many to list.
18.) No.
19.) No.
20. I'm male. I sure hope so. Of course the aliens could have put in really small saline implants but that'd be one hella ugly bad flat titjob
21.) My only two kisses WERE from strangers. One is still a casual kindasorta acquaintance.
22.) .... 16 I think. I don't remember.
23.) No. I've no desire to either.
24.) Too much so.
I hate these things :p but fuck. I'm bored. and stuff.