evy

I have a Canadian boyfriend.

I heart a guy who can....

-have a meaningful discussion with me about politics.
-teach me things I didn't know already about politics and my country.
-agree with me, but is still able to present both sides.
-go from talking about politics to porn.
-talk about our favorite porn movie night with friends titles.
-give me insights into other great movies that Anna, Kat, Alex,...
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Tell me one reason why you love me. I'll reply back.











That was stolen from the rad Chloe, whom I love.

In other news, the stress is slowly dying down. Some things were said that made me a little annoyed last night since they weren't necessarily all that true, but we get over it and my Big is awesome - as is my Little.

Today,...
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I'm really not kidding this time. Back in November it was totally a joke, but every day I'm learning something that makes Canada sound even more appealing.

Let me give you some reasons:
* they don't have Shrub.
* universal healthcare.
* cheaper prescription drugs.
* better driving laws.
* more lax drug laws.
* lower drinking age.
* capped pricing on animal sales.
*...
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I feel so far behind.

I knew full well I didn't have class today. I wrote it down on Monday. I looked at it last night. But what do I do this morning? I get up for the class I don't have, put on my clothes, and walk all the way over there before I remember this fact.

Bleh!

Well, at least I can eat oatmeal now.




Mmmmmm...

Ugh. So, today I had my first, second, and third asthma attacks, ever. It was good times. I went to the health center and was told to come back when the doctor was in, because this was more serious than the nurse could handle.

So, I came back to my room and puffed myself silly on my inhaler and laid down. It was weird. I...
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"You're a kinky whore. Maybe that's why I like you. haha" ~Zach





Ha ha. I love that kid.

Once the immediate high from all my drugs mingling in my lungs and blood stream wears off I am launched into this all over head and neck ache. All told, the cycle is lasting about 3 hours.

Now, I ask you, how in the hell am I supposed to do this 4 times a day?

So I totally need this hat.

If you love me you will buy it for me.



Oh yeah, I get to see Green Day live!

So I'm going to comgine mutiple entries for this weekend into just this one. Sound good? Too bad.



Friday

Awesome Friday night, in fact, I vernture to say the best in a really long time.

Here's the deal:

* Most interesting car ride home with Ellen and Jen.
-Puffy coat man reving his engine.
-The Mexincans.
-"Your girlfriend is hott. Why's see with you?"
-Condoms...
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I try to fuck the bitches






But the bitches won't fuck me.