I am pink. Not red or pale ass white, but baby ass pink. See, I sat outside for the better part of 4 hours yesterday, never anticipating that I would be out there for that long and, well, for lack of an excuse totally forgot there was a sun. I know its all big, hot, and blinding up there in the sky every day of my life, but sometimes things just slip your mind, right?

And now I'm pink.

Luckily I'm not one to be bothered so much by physical pain. When I've had obviously bad sunburns on my arms and neck, I used to go up to friends and twist my skin just to watch them writhe in imaginary pain as they thought about my expected discomfort. Then I'd laugh maniacally and walk away.