If I can have your attention, please.
It is with overwhelming, undeniable, unmistakable and at times explicit happiness that I am officially without a doubt done with retail as of 6pm this evening after 6 years. So bust out the fancy silverware or high-end paper plates, grab yourself a beer - I have some extra - and celebrate this day of personal freedom.
Upon completion of said tasks, you may continue about your likely far less celebratory day.
... haha, ok, ok, I'm in too good of a mood to even sarcastically be an ass. The weather was amazing, I'm done with retail, long weekend around the corner, and I'm excited about some stuff I have lined up. You can still have a beer though. But just one. And not that one. I licked that one.
It is with overwhelming, undeniable, unmistakable and at times explicit happiness that I am officially without a doubt done with retail as of 6pm this evening after 6 years. So bust out the fancy silverware or high-end paper plates, grab yourself a beer - I have some extra - and celebrate this day of personal freedom.
Upon completion of said tasks, you may continue about your likely far less celebratory day.
... haha, ok, ok, I'm in too good of a mood to even sarcastically be an ass. The weather was amazing, I'm done with retail, long weekend around the corner, and I'm excited about some stuff I have lined up. You can still have a beer though. But just one. And not that one. I licked that one.