evolution

I really could go for some pancakes right now. Like 10 of em, and some bacon. Lots of bacon. Plates at a time. And syrup. Lots of syrup too. While I'm at it, I'll have some sex too. Plates and plates of sex to go with my pancakes, with syrup on that. Lots of syrup all over the sex.

And all I have is 2 packs of Quaker instant oatmeal and some frosted mini wheats. Those won't do. You can't put syrup on mini wheats and have sex with it. Although, the oatmeal is all wet and warm...