evolution

I got one of those Gilette Mach 3 Turbo Supreme Ultimate Leader razors or whatever for Christmas last year. You know, the vibrating one for those "special" mornings when you're feeling lonely? Not that I, uh, know. I mean, I've heard. From people. Sick people. For shame.

So I go to buy replacement razors, having not used it in a while (been using an older one) and I go to Costco figuring I'll get a deal or something. Turns out, that the "official" Mach3 Turbo blades are nearly twice as expensive as normal Mach3 blades. And all Mach3 blades fit all Mach3 razors.

I found this out not because I'm some awesome guy that just knows everything, but because I just read the package. Although I didn't really need to because I am so awesome. I just felt bad for all the not-so-awesome people around me. I can't crush their poor spirts with my careless display of awesomeness.

So I wonder, how many people out there actually pay that obscene amount for the "official" and fancy green Mach 3 Turbo blades, when normal Mach3 blades will do?

You have 20 minutes. Show all your work and use a no. 2 pencil.