sometimes when we drink, we get these crazzzy ideas that seem really great at that momment in time.
for example:
Booze+Buzzers=DISASTER
Janell and I got this WICKED good idea to shave mohawks/faux-hawks after the yee on thursday night. as you can see, the results were less than successful.
~fast forward to friday, i crawl out of bed at 10 after crawling into it at 430 in the morning feeling like i blinked and sleep was lost. feeling las if i had been tackled by a lawn mower. i look in the mirror, and BY GADS! i HAD been run over by a lawnmower, or it was just wugglyump's inebriated work.
visitted my hair stylist who salvaged what she could and buzzed what was irretrievable. leaving me with a nice short cut. i haven't had my hair short in about 2 1/2 years, so it is a refreshing start.
moral of the story:
don't play barber when you are blitzed.
for example:
Booze+Buzzers=DISASTER
Janell and I got this WICKED good idea to shave mohawks/faux-hawks after the yee on thursday night. as you can see, the results were less than successful.
~fast forward to friday, i crawl out of bed at 10 after crawling into it at 430 in the morning feeling like i blinked and sleep was lost. feeling las if i had been tackled by a lawn mower. i look in the mirror, and BY GADS! i HAD been run over by a lawnmower, or it was just wugglyump's inebriated work.
visitted my hair stylist who salvaged what she could and buzzed what was irretrievable. leaving me with a nice short cut. i haven't had my hair short in about 2 1/2 years, so it is a refreshing start.
moral of the story:
don't play barber when you are blitzed.
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The worthless piece of shit I was referring to in my post was Jeff Bergeron, the cockass faggot who jumped on the rebound train after me and Katie broke up.
It fills me with glee to see his misfortunes.