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you know you wanna hit that, hit that.
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evilwillow:
I pretty much try to make it a practice to be as drunk as possible, as often as possible. it makes the world taste good.
gonzoe:
first, my nuts are not going anywhere. much less get hit.

second, all those numbers were confusing. i can't count that high.

third, i was obviously lying before cause now i just counted to three.

fourth, *kapow*. i smacketh thee.

ha.
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coffee is one of the best things, ever. EVER, I tell you! I've had 3 hours of sleep. I look like shit....but dammit, I FEEL GREAT!!! coffee should be a requirement. someone start a petition.
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olddirtybastard:
only 5000? no prob! hehehe yeah, I know you're right about never being enough.... just hate to admit it. oh well... at least I can say I did what I could, I did what I believe to be the right thing. Hey! I have that same defense mechanism!!! Mine is really sarcastic!!! We should combine them sometime and let them duke it out. I have another idea..... I say lets jump on the Ducati and you can use the bat as we cruise around the neighborhood! What do ya say? Up for a couple of innings? biggrin
sempi:
Hi.
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blah. so here is where I whine a little bit. I shouldn't really, because overall, I'm pretty pleased....but. there are a couple of things that bother me. (and here is the part where I say that I'm talking about my newest tattoo.) I had it done 4 weeks ago. some of the red (I think it's just the red - hard to tell because it's...
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trucker_fiction:
no.... i have yet to read it... i'm overseas, and none of the bookstores here have it yet.. sucks, because i really want to read it!

does it cover roland's past again, or does it take place in the present?
silencenoir:
Welcome to SG, beautiful.
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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pheageythissucks:
I didn't do my eyebrow with safty apin. I just say pins as in small bars. 16g. I tried to do my lip w/ a large gauge needle before...no good. All my stuff is pro. done. smile
gonzoe:
nope, sorry, he thought he was a monkey.

ok, thats (thankfully) the end of a really crappy joke.

and usually.......squirrels. after they fall out of the tree. they go in easier when they're dead. i like it when they just lie still like that.

wow, that was sick.
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christ...I just re-pierced my second hole on my right ear....which, you know, is good and all...but for some reason, it made me feel all queasy. I have a 16g in it. I don't know why I went all pussy about it - it didn't really hurt. but seeing the metal through a thin layer of skin....and ramming it through......*shivers*
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m0ngrel:
oooooo... i've got several peircings on various parts of my body, no problems on any of them except my ears. i nearly pass out every time i peirce or stretch them.

i feel ya girlie... robot
m0ngrel:
heheh... that made me laugh
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is it wrong that I love this song?!


She comes home to me after a hard night's work
Falls in my arms and sleeps like a bird
Startle, wakes up, like she don't know me
Cocks back her fist like she's going to slug me
Like, who are you anyway
And what are you doing to me?

She's an angel
But she can't see it...
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wooooo! I passed step one of the application process! I'm so excited, I might throw up. come to think of it, now I'm so nervous I might throw up! puke blush
friedbanana:
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I'm taking stupid steroids to reduce the stupid swelling in my stupid throat, and I stupidly can't sleep. it's stupid.
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chela:
I mean throat
evilwillow:
well....it started with a sore throat and just plain old cold-like things. I went to the doctor finally, because I had no voice (not even a whisper) and my throat was so swollen it was...gross....touching itself. he gave me a steroid shot and antibotics for an URI. woooo hoooo. a week later, still no voice, so dose pack of steroids. now I have a (mostly) voice...but I can't sleep.

whine, whine, moan. gripe.

ha ha blush
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don't you just hate it when someone is supposed to meet you.....and they don't show up and they don't call? rude mother fuckers. plus..PLUS! you MAY start to worry that they are stranded somewhere with a flat. grrrrrr. mad frown
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batattak:
Heya! I just noticed you're from FL. You should definitely join SGFL. Nice guys, cute girls, and we won't leave you stranded either!

smile

evilwillow:
thanks, I will!! kiss