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Thursday May 13, 2004

May 13, 2004
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I know everyone is going to quake in their boots over this...but I've got to do a little spring cleaning. I try to post in everyone's journals at least once a week...sometimes I manage it and sometimes not. some of you never comment here unless I comment first. screw you. this isn't first grade...we don't have to wait until someone gives us a valentine before we give one ourselves.

so here is where the threat drops down. acknowledge that you are alive. that you want to stick here with the cool people. (because we are damn cool, motherfuckers.) and you can stay.

say nothing, and we're breaking up. you can take your shit, your redneck truck, and your goddamned dog and get the fuck outta dodge.



scavenger hunt!!!
find the following items and post the pics here. the winner gets....well, nothing, really, except the dork right to brag that they won.

1) a squirrel in a hat
2) a woman dressed like a tree
3) orange daisies
4) a dog driving a car
5) someone with a rake up their ass
6) a castle built from twinkies
7) a thong made out of frosting
8) any kind of bush hater funny sign
9) a screen capture from buffy
10) your favorite picture of willow. (not me, jackasses.)


EDITED TO ADD: look at the cool fucking card that FunKtion made me!! it fucking ROCKS in teh face, motherfuckers!!!

that's all she wrote. as always, go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.

xoxox
wil

"I come from the imagination, and I'm here strictly by your invocation...so what do you say? why don't we dance awhile?.."


VIEW 25 of 118 COMMENTS
cutriver:
You're so scary it's hilarious!

I bet you're a pussycat really. miao!!

See, I knew it, you're into Buffy. And yoga.

I love your hair. And your eyes.

kiss mad miao!!
May 18, 2004
sigma:
Hey, fuck you, it doesn't work like that!

Now give me my goddamned hed back!!!!
May 18, 2004

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