evilwillow

go say hi to boy. don't ask me questions - do it because I fucking TOLD you too! insolent fucks.



this is a true story. I swear to hell. someone we'll call...ummm...sparky (name changed to protect the guilty) told me this story. sparky was dating this freaky weird chick who was into all kinds of freaky weird shit.

she (we'll just call her freakyweirdwhore) told sparky that she was on her bed, masturbating...legs spread wide. then freakyweirdwhore feels a rough kind of licking in the vicinity of her clit. that's right, ladies and gents - it was the cat.

so. what does freakyweirdwhore do, you ask? well. let me tell you what she didn't do. she didn't kick that motherfucking cat to canada.



*pauses for effect*





she just let the cat continue licking her clit until she was...umm....done.



*pauses for that to sink in*









and sparky didn't really seem to think that this little bout of beastiality was a big deal. I think he kept fucking freakyweirdwhore after that.



anyone have a freakyweird story to tell? please - indulge us all.


quiz for the day. which sex position matches your personality?
let's find out.


mine is (69, since the pic doesn't appear to be showing)

oxoxox
wil


the man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.