evilwillow

I think I've decided that I rule the world. now that we all agree on that point, let me lay down the law.

1) use spellcheck, goddamn it. proofread what you type in my journal, or I will openly flog and mock you.

2) whatever I say, goes. period.

3) anyone who wants to meet me in the flesh has to drive to me, so I don't have to put forth any effort.

4) coffee. bring me coffee. lots of it. and often.

5) send me your panties.

6) google the things I like, so you can at least pretend to be cool.

7) be nice to anyone on my friend list. if you pass them in the hall, give them the secret sign. all hail willow.

that's it, for now. class dismissed.

Fireflies in the Garden

Here come real stars to fill the upper skies,
And here on earth come emulating flies,
That though they never equal stars in size,
(And they were never really stars at heart)
Achieve at times a very star-like start.
Only, of course, they can't sustain the part.

Robert Frost