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Saturday Feb 07, 2004

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I'm reposting this, because I love it so much.


BatAttaK said on
February 06, 2004 07:58 PM
The rubber cement
burned a big dent
In a star shaped
hole in your thigh

I hide my disgust
as the hole becomes pussed
and gangrene sets
into that sty.

The doctor'll chop
Your leg'll go flop
Your boredom has
gone far awry.

Advice you have spurned.
A lesson you've learned.
To your leg
we must say
Buh-Bye!





and also....this is mandatory viewing. turn the sound up. a lot.
http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/


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oddwobbler:
mostly stupid shit like glueing my fingers together. When my watchband broke, I actually thought it would be a good idea to just glue the watchface to my wrist. left me with a funny-looking bald spot for a few months.

edit: What was the occasion for the stars?

[Edited on Feb 08, 2004 6:34PM]
Feb 8, 2004
oddwobbler:
not really a bad idea, it just hurt like fuck to get it off and hair dosen't seem to grow there anymore...
Feb 8, 2004

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