evilmonkeymuffin

So, for those of you who are Canadian or Northern US folks, Tim Horton's should be a well known entity.

For those of you who don't know and love this most revered of Canadian of institutions, it is the single most insidious compay in the great white north.


They sell donuts.

Canada is the world consumer of donuts. We have more shops per capita than anywhere else in the world. Tim Horton's alone has 2600 stores in a nation of 30 million.



I personally pass 3 separate Timmy's (as it's often locally refered to) everyday on my way to work. To put that in greater perspective, I live 10 minutes from work.


It's the coffee that makes Horton's (the other nickname) the success. Many people have proposed a variety of conspiracy theories as to why Horton's coffee is so good/addictive.




There are those who believe that Horton's puts nicotine in their grounds to make you what them more.
Other's say they use chocolate to make a unique flavour you cant' reproduce anywhere else.

The truth is.... Horton's makes the coffee for you. You walk in, tell them the size and the ingrediants (Double, double. Single, triple, Regular, etc.) and Boom! there's your coffee. They use more cream and sugar than anyone in their right mind would use in thier own cup. The result? Dessert. No bitterness. Very sweet. Very mild coffee. Essentially, mocha.

The point of this single-minded rant is that I, as a result of working at a university, now run three Horton's stores.



The newest one opens tomorrow and it's all I've been doing and thinking about for the last week.


I am now more or less totally brainwashed by the corporate giant that makes my coffee.

That's about it. I just need to exorcise all the coffee evil in my head.
Hope y'all are all doin' well.


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