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Tuesday Feb 06, 2007

Feb 5, 2007
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Who can't wait for Valentines day?

ME ME ME!!!

Why me?

No reason.

I don't even really have a reason.

No reason at all...

But that means that it is the first day I start a different job where I answer phones and recharge phone cards and all that fun shit.

I guess that would be a reason, woulden't it...

Oh well...

Not your normal reason for wanting V-day to roll around.

Accualy... I might be going around and making everyone feel like shit that might accualy be enjoying that day. If I do that enough I might be able to take away the best day of the year for porn shops and chocolate factories across the world...

Cause everyone would totaly be like... "Ohhhh! Valentine's day sucks! Cause there's this one guy that dosen't like it."

And then I win.

I win.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

And in other news... I don't really have anything going on.

'cept theres this one chick that wants to use me as a model.

She said that I have "perfect bone structure," which tells me that I have the bone structure of a Kung-Fu GENIUS!!!

And then I'm gonna totaly like... fall out of the sky with rippling muscles and like... put a giant hand-print in the cobble stone ground. And totaly scare the shit out of this guy that thinks he's a frog.


I hope she dosen't want me to be naked... she has a boyfriend too... pooo.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
emptymouthpiece:
Awesome you can be the anti-cupid.

And will your hair suddenly change color when you hit the ground, and if so...where do you learn that shit...hook a Nigga up.
Feb 6, 2007
charlielove:
yay! you better!
Feb 7, 2007

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