evilerandyroth

So last night I was headed to Portland with my little brother and I noticed that my gas pedal got stuck... I hit 75 before I got it unstuck... but not before a police officer noticed the speeding Volvo. So of course he whipped around and high tailed it after me. So I try and explain to him what was going on... "stuck gas pedal, huh? Heard that one a million times." So he gave me the ticked. More than I have in my bank account and still got no job. Plus they expect you to come back to the area that you got your ticket in... Which made me completly fucked. And then my car started to roll to this giant canyon. I hopped out and there were these HUGE fucking spiders EVERYWHERE! So here's Andy, hopping around this desert with big ass spiders and the cop is screaming at me to stop my car and lay down on the ground...