World's largest four sided clock, dude. And I'm not so sure about Gary Coleman as your choice, but I'm sure he'd jump at the chance.

you may have deserved the booger comment for broadcasting her nipple information. i probably would have said something worse to you.

I think the third movie was really "Big Gay Butt Bumpers 5," but I have been known to make mistakes.. from time to time...

Sorry about those boy boogers... You really got to watch out for those.