Okay, so not many people thought it was funny that I compared the Dog Show on TV to the Miss America Pagent and suggested Miss America finalists should all be "Best in Breed" winners. sigh.
I think that's as least as funny as saying the only problem with Chinese hookers is that you're horny again an hour later.
This morning I was in LA and a street person asked me for $5 until payday. I asked him, "When's payday?" and he said, "How should I know? You're the guy with the job."
I'm starting to think that juggling ranks right up there with yoga, both mentally and physically.
I think that's as least as funny as saying the only problem with Chinese hookers is that you're horny again an hour later.
This morning I was in LA and a street person asked me for $5 until payday. I asked him, "When's payday?" and he said, "How should I know? You're the guy with the job."
I'm starting to think that juggling ranks right up there with yoga, both mentally and physically.
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oh, and i laughed so hard at the line about the street person. that's awesome. i hope you gave him some money for the laugh.