Sisters are weird. Brothers can resolve virtually any conflict by drinking till we vomit. That whole thing about women using more of their brain ... and wanting to engage social skills ... it really fucks women.

Sister #1 is having a terrible time in her life. Her husband, soulmate, and life partner of 30 years is in the final stages of cancer and will die within a couple of weeks. She's having to deal with all of the legal stuff (rights of survivorship, insurance, etc.), medical stuff, day to day family care stuff, other people's emotional stuff, and her own emotional stuff.

I called Sister #2 to alert her that we needed to be ready to make travel plans for a funeral in January. She said," (Sister #1) is such a drama queen."

Brothers don't have petty rivalries that sink that low -- that's a female thing. If women didn't look so good naked I'd never have anything to do with em.