evil_mad_hatter

This is going to be personal info about my genitalia, you've been warned.

I'm that guy that always gets put almost immediately into the friend zone. It's cool being let in on
things that most guys don't get to hear, because now I know all kinds of nifty little secrets.
Though not really a secret, most guys don't hear it; it's a unanimous decision that women hate
hairy balls.

So I shave my balls. I dont do it often, its more of a just in case measurement. Like I have to
go buy condoms for the same reason. I dont plan on hooking up with anyone, but Ive been
tempted lately, its been ten months, and Im finally over my last relationship. So if it just
happens I decide to break my own no sex rule. Hey, Im not perfect.

And the other advantage is how great my penis looks. Ill be honest, Im only seven inches with
a bit of bulk, but now I look HUGE. Because I shaved and trimmed. Now I have porno cock.
Its one of those mental advantages. The same reason I wear bikini briefs on a date, mental
advantage. Even if I dont plan on her seeing down there, I know I look good.

Now I do it the smart way. I use my electric trimmer. I may get smoother results with a normal
razor, but I dont want stubble like I get on my face, and the itch would be unbearable. Now the
problem with using an electric razor is its impossible to do without getting turned on.

Thats about all I can write about that topic, just thought it was about time to update. Im
working on saying whatever I want, bit of a confidence booster. Its working. New look, more
relaxed, just being me, its all contributing. Its pretty cool actually. Its nice not being thrust
into the friend zone, now Im a friend with potential. I dont want to bang every girl I meet, I
like having a lot of female friends. I just want to be able to snag one when I want some one to
hang out with, and maybe a bit more along the way. Ill save my dating theories for another time.