Diary from the Shadowlands: Vol 7 -My life on the "D(ickless) List"
Usually, i have something witty to report in my blog. My ever problematic dating life...my chaotic professional life... or my comedic life in general make for great banter. Sadly, my non-existent SEX LIFE seems to have put a damper on any witty babble.
Yes, Pretty Kitty has hit celibate rock bottom. I blame a summer of bad sex from amateurs, screamers, cry babies, serial cuddlers & LD relationship burnouts.
But PLEASE, don't cry for me Argentina..or send me "mercy fuck" proposals (you'll just BEG FOR MERCY should i choose to except one!). NO puppies and kittens, this Kitty has lost the crave!
Gone is the desire to bitch slap your morality with sneaky sex in the GAP dressing room (mmm, those were good times)
. Gone too is the sudden 3am urge to mount you only to wake up 3 hours later to drain you again
! From sex 5x a day to coffee 5x a day and a new shoe collection to make Imelda weep..i've got fabulous stilettos, no libido, and a body count of casualties waiting in the wings.
God save those boys when this Pussy's pussy comes out of retirement! I envision a new Discovery Channel special on "localized gravitational anomalies" in relation to my vacuum sealed vagina
. This could be scary boys..bring your space suit and a 2 way radio in case you're suddenly loss to the forces of physics.
Until the time comes when some brave soul embarks on such a fantastic voyage, i'll continue burning my corneas to late night marathons of the X-files & Doctor Who..
**Bises, mon peches**
Usually, i have something witty to report in my blog. My ever problematic dating life...my chaotic professional life... or my comedic life in general make for great banter. Sadly, my non-existent SEX LIFE seems to have put a damper on any witty babble.
Yes, Pretty Kitty has hit celibate rock bottom. I blame a summer of bad sex from amateurs, screamers, cry babies, serial cuddlers & LD relationship burnouts.
But PLEASE, don't cry for me Argentina..or send me "mercy fuck" proposals (you'll just BEG FOR MERCY should i choose to except one!). NO puppies and kittens, this Kitty has lost the crave!
Gone is the desire to bitch slap your morality with sneaky sex in the GAP dressing room (mmm, those were good times)
. Gone too is the sudden 3am urge to mount you only to wake up 3 hours later to drain you again ! From sex 5x a day to coffee 5x a day and a new shoe collection to make Imelda weep..i've got fabulous stilettos, no libido, and a body count of casualties waiting in the wings.God save those boys when this Pussy's pussy comes out of retirement! I envision a new Discovery Channel special on "localized gravitational anomalies" in relation to my vacuum sealed vagina
. This could be scary boys..bring your space suit and a 2 way radio in case you're suddenly loss to the forces of physics.Until the time comes when some brave soul embarks on such a fantastic voyage, i'll continue burning my corneas to late night marathons of the X-files & Doctor Who..
**Bises, mon peches**