evil_homer

So I was checking my email this morning at work, when lo and behold somehow a piece of spam mail slipped beneath the excite.com mail radar and into my inbox. The subject line: "pHILLL, sur$$$pri$e her with yOVre big## cum^^^shot". And I was thinking "wow... that's a weird thing to surprise one with. How does one do that? Knock on their door, pants down and yell "think fast!"? Or does one present it at an elegant dinner for two, with a full presentation and a violin orchestra or something? As I wondered this, my boss came up behind me. My oldish Chinese boss, who apparently doesn't yet understand the concept of spam mail. Apparently he DOES understand the concept of the "cum^^^shot", though. After a brief awkward silence and a few "why you want suprise her THAT?" and "My wife be very suprised by this!", I finally explained to him what spam was. So, the lesson is, you're never too old to learn. And also, if someone on IM named something like HOT_Ashley_66slut asks you for your email address, it's probably not to email you for a booty call.