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Thursday Jun 17, 2004

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So the other day I go to a club in SF for an afterparty for the Live 105 BFD concert. I park on Harrison ST, thinking that the club is a block or so a way. After walking half a mile, I find myself, a skinny white boy, wandering through the Tenderloin alone at 12:30 AM thinking "ho-boy, am I out of place" as several people not-so-discreetly offered me everything from pot to crack.

In other news, I officially signed the lease on my new place on 40th Avenue and Geary in SF. I can't wait to move in and have a fun housewarming party. (my friend wants to have a "tacky dress" themed party, in which EVERYONE wears a tacky dress. On one hand, I'd feel odd cross-dressing, on the other hand, I already know EXACTLY what dress I'd wear...)
I also bought a ticket to see the Blood Brothers , Kill Me Tomorrow, and The Chromatics in New York on the last day of my vacation there. That should be fun.

Only a week and a half left of Chico for me!
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longblackbangs:
When reading the tale of your friends wisdom teeth pulling experience I could help but picture the scene in the original Batman movie where the surgeon is working on the Joker in that little basement.
...when shit is getting pulled out of my head/face area I really don't want to spare any expenses. Maybe thats just me whatever

Oh, and your suggestion about saving the molars for a freak accident has been duly noted my friend. You know, I sort of see it as evolution happening before my eyes. I'm too passive to start/get in a fight...I mean I've only been punched in the face once. But I do have a weird vision of kissing a girl so hard that she smashes out my front teeth. (Stay with me here, the evolution part is coming up). Well when that happens I'll know I met the girl of my dreams and then I'll have to get my molars put in where my sharper incisor and canine teeth once were. Well since my diet doesn't require me to rip apart meat but rather chew veggies, grains, and legumes I will have a mouth full of teeth made just for that purpose. You know, like a Brontosaurus. Thus I will be more efficient when eating, save energy which will save food and saving food will in turn save money.

(sorry for that totally asinine last paragraph blackeyed )

Wearing a dress around other people who find the humor is funny. I did it last halloween (ps most comfertable costume ever ) . But taking it up to the counter when you pay for it is an akward experience though, even if you just get it at Goodwill. It's funny how it works like that.

(edited for spellin' en gramma' , and to thank for the apartment advice.)

[Edited on Jun 18, 2004 6:00PM]
Jun 18, 2004
argos:
nothing rocks like red slime.
Jun 19, 2004

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