Waiting....waiting....waiting....to hear about an interview for what I know will be my new job. I'm not a patient person.
Today feels kinda weird. Worked at the dog store this morning. Have to teach tomorrow. Want to just put my pajamas on and relax the rest of the day, but I can't. Z has her First Reconciliation tonight and because I wanted her to have the best education possible I have to go to confession with her tonite. I have no idea what to confess about. I haven't stolen anything. Anything I've lied about has been absolutely ridiculous. Example, late for work, said traffic was bad instead of that I found it difficult to remove myself from the mattress. Not exactly the kind of stuff that would warrant a confession. I remember having to go as a kid. It was always the same, lying to your parents, beating the crap out of your brothers, etc. I've only been having sex with B, and even though we're divorced, the Church still coniders us married, so not a sin...conveniently.
Should I make something up for entertainment purposes? The priest is going to have to see 40 - 50 sets of parents and kids. So you feel bad knowing that he's probably pretty bored. Do you say something like..."Yeah, I picked up a hitchhiker down on the AA and cut him into little pieces before burying him in the woods near the river." It certainly would make the evening a little more interesting.
I'll let you know how it goes...
Today feels kinda weird. Worked at the dog store this morning. Have to teach tomorrow. Want to just put my pajamas on and relax the rest of the day, but I can't. Z has her First Reconciliation tonight and because I wanted her to have the best education possible I have to go to confession with her tonite. I have no idea what to confess about. I haven't stolen anything. Anything I've lied about has been absolutely ridiculous. Example, late for work, said traffic was bad instead of that I found it difficult to remove myself from the mattress. Not exactly the kind of stuff that would warrant a confession. I remember having to go as a kid. It was always the same, lying to your parents, beating the crap out of your brothers, etc. I've only been having sex with B, and even though we're divorced, the Church still coniders us married, so not a sin...conveniently.
Should I make something up for entertainment purposes? The priest is going to have to see 40 - 50 sets of parents and kids. So you feel bad knowing that he's probably pretty bored. Do you say something like..."Yeah, I picked up a hitchhiker down on the AA and cut him into little pieces before burying him in the woods near the river." It certainly would make the evening a little more interesting.
I'll let you know how it goes...
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misterdoom:
Sin is for real Catholics. I'd just sit there and and play video games on the phone. :-)
spooky520:
yes it would but oh so much fun 