eveski

so whilst having dinner tonight with my parents and my moms childhood friend, my mom somehow got onto the topic of lesbians. but no, not just lesbians and gay marriage and whatnot, no of course it wasnt normal, she had to start talking about lesbians and their preferences with dildos. and then she went on with a million thoughts about strap ons and how she was curious if all dildos could become strap ons. and then i stopped her before she went any further. unfortunately she even had my dad in on the convo.

this was at my dinner table while i was innocently trying to eat my nachos. i nearly choked on my Fresca when my mom even uttered the word "dildo"

and she yells at me for burping at the table because "this is the dinner table, be a lady" yea mom, ranting about dildos is real lady like.




if you knew my mom or only met her a few times you would be utterly shocked to hear she even had these thoughts.

this is my life. i swear my life could be a sitcom sometimes, between my mom and my dad and the characters that float in and out of our house. and don't even get me started on my bandana wearing grama. (she wears them like mister miagi or however you spell the karate kids dudes name) haha