I am eating birthday cake for breakfast. It is no ordinary birthday cake. Sweet sweet boy went home early and spent the afternoon baking a cake for me. I don't know that he ever has before. It is gorgeous (like him) and delicious. Especially for hungover breakfast. Muffin, you are great. GREAT!!
Okay. Cheeseball moment over.
Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. You are fabulous human beings. Getting a bunch of birthday wishes from people I don't know, from all over, is really strange, and cool.
I had a great day, aside from class. I got aesthetics, and a haircut from my parents. I don't know if they're hinting or what
. But now, even though I can't afford to eat, I can still be pretty! But hey. They fed me too. I had a fabulous Indian dinner with my mom. The tikka masala is going to give me red poo, but I'm prepared this time.
THEN. We all went out. The theme was "hoser madness". See, it was my lovely roomie's birthday a day before mine, and she was sworn in as a Canadian citizen yesterday. She's been waiting for this seven years. So we dressed up in flannel, toques, gumboots, and old t-shirts, and went to the hillbilly bar. We nearly got kicked out, which was NOT my fault. I'm sweet and innocent. Okay, I have no filter when I'm drunk. None. But the chick with the birthcontrol patch on her bare shoulder was ASKING for a heckling. I mean really. She could have added the results of her pap on a t-shirt or something, just do there was no doubt on her fuckability. "Slight cervical erosion, negative for chlamydia." Pfft. And then there was the poor battered guy in the alley that I sauntered up to. "Hey man. Aww, your face looks baaaaaaad dude." That was beer. I'm worse on jager. I call people cougars, and twinkies, and cuntfaces on jager. Let's not mention that I almost AM a cougar, okay?
Is there a fine for using to many quotation marks in a journal entry?
One of my rats learned to leap from the coffee table to the couch yesterday. I'm so proud of her.
There are no clouds today. NO CLOUDS!! I'm going to rollerskate for hours today.
Has anyone else seen "Beyond Deep Throat"? The best part is the old married couple. They are hilarious.
I want to see the Reverend in Vancouver so badly. He's on the 2nd. If anyone goes, tell me what an awful show it was. I can't afford to go.
Time to play outside.
Okay. Cheeseball moment over.
Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. You are fabulous human beings. Getting a bunch of birthday wishes from people I don't know, from all over, is really strange, and cool.
I had a great day, aside from class. I got aesthetics, and a haircut from my parents. I don't know if they're hinting or what
. But now, even though I can't afford to eat, I can still be pretty! But hey. They fed me too. I had a fabulous Indian dinner with my mom. The tikka masala is going to give me red poo, but I'm prepared this time.
THEN. We all went out. The theme was "hoser madness". See, it was my lovely roomie's birthday a day before mine, and she was sworn in as a Canadian citizen yesterday. She's been waiting for this seven years. So we dressed up in flannel, toques, gumboots, and old t-shirts, and went to the hillbilly bar. We nearly got kicked out, which was NOT my fault. I'm sweet and innocent
. Okay, I have no filter when I'm drunk. None. But the chick with the birthcontrol patch on her bare shoulder was ASKING for a heckling. I mean really. She could have added the results of her pap on a t-shirt or something, just do there was no doubt on her fuckability. "Slight cervical erosion, negative for chlamydia." Pfft. And then there was the poor battered guy in the alley that I sauntered up to. "Hey man. Aww, your face looks baaaaaaad dude." That was beer. I'm worse on jager. I call people cougars, and twinkies, and cuntfaces on jager. Let's not mention that I almost AM a cougar, okay?
Is there a fine for using to many quotation marks in a journal entry?
One of my rats learned to leap from the coffee table to the couch yesterday. I'm so proud of her.
There are no clouds today. NO CLOUDS!! I'm going to rollerskate for hours today.
Has anyone else seen "Beyond Deep Throat"? The best part is the old married couple. They are hilarious.
I want to see the Reverend in Vancouver so badly. He's on the 2nd. If anyone goes, tell me what an awful show it was. I can't afford to go.
Time to play outside.
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