There's 2 reasons I'm not a lesbian. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE women. I love all shapes and sizes, creeds and colors - especially when they're naked. And, I love kissing women. Their lips are so soft. But it goes further than that.
First, when I see a cute girl, I turn into a teenage boy, a total bumbling idiot. I turn red and stutter when I try to talk to a girl I'm attracted to. I'm not sure I would know what to do with her once I got her. And, no it's not the same thing. I don't know what to do just because I'm a girl. Believe me, I'm not easy to please.
It takes a lot of work. So, what if the girl I'm with is the same way? What if I'm like, "Oh, yeah, she likes this.", and she's like, "Oh my god, this chick sucks."? I would die. And, what if she doesn't smell so great down there? How do you look at someone and say, "I really want to go down on you, but you stink."? And, what if she's a gusher? I took a sex ed class in college, called Human Sexuality, and it was great. We got to watch a lot of porn. 
But we also got to find out things about our body and other people's bodies that you didn't necessarily want to know. I did not know that when some girls have an orgasm, they release some sort of fluid; female "ejaculation" without the sperm, if you will. It basically looks like they're peeing. Obviously, nothing wrong with this, it's perfectly normal, but I've never experienced it personally, so I'm not sure how I would handle it. Especially if I didn't get a warning. Oh, and it's not about the taste either. I know what I taste like, I can't imagine it being any different.
Secondly, I can't handle drama. I know a lot of women, I work with 20 women, and I see how other women are with their significant others. I can't handle that shit. And, honestly, I'm sure I'm no picnic. I can be emotional sometimes, and maybe even difficult sometimes. But, I try to do everything for my significant other to make them happy, I'm a giver, and I don't expect anything in return. But, I do not think I could be in a relationship with another female.
Men are so easy. They're easy to turn on, they're (usually) easy to please, and you know what to expect. It's easy to seduce a man, they're visual creatures. And, yes, men can be difficult at times too.
I guess I would just need a fuck buddy who's easy to please. Simple.
First, when I see a cute girl, I turn into a teenage boy, a total bumbling idiot. I turn red and stutter when I try to talk to a girl I'm attracted to. I'm not sure I would know what to do with her once I got her. And, no it's not the same thing. I don't know what to do just because I'm a girl. Believe me, I'm not easy to please.
It takes a lot of work. So, what if the girl I'm with is the same way? What if I'm like, "Oh, yeah, she likes this.", and she's like, "Oh my god, this chick sucks."? I would die. And, what if she doesn't smell so great down there? How do you look at someone and say, "I really want to go down on you, but you stink."? And, what if she's a gusher? I took a sex ed class in college, called Human Sexuality, and it was great. We got to watch a lot of porn. But we also got to find out things about our body and other people's bodies that you didn't necessarily want to know. I did not know that when some girls have an orgasm, they release some sort of fluid; female "ejaculation" without the sperm, if you will. It basically looks like they're peeing. Obviously, nothing wrong with this, it's perfectly normal, but I've never experienced it personally, so I'm not sure how I would handle it. Especially if I didn't get a warning. Oh, and it's not about the taste either. I know what I taste like, I can't imagine it being any different.
Secondly, I can't handle drama. I know a lot of women, I work with 20 women, and I see how other women are with their significant others. I can't handle that shit. And, honestly, I'm sure I'm no picnic. I can be emotional sometimes, and maybe even difficult sometimes. But, I try to do everything for my significant other to make them happy, I'm a giver, and I don't expect anything in return. But, I do not think I could be in a relationship with another female.
Men are so easy. They're easy to turn on, they're (usually) easy to please, and you know what to expect. It's easy to seduce a man, they're visual creatures. And, yes, men can be difficult at times too.
I guess I would just need a fuck buddy who's easy to please. Simple.
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bwjordan:
I have to agree men are easy. Also if I'm not a little drunk it's pretty hard for me to talk to pretty girls too.
moonmadness:
First off, 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' . Now, ,,, hmmm,,,, huh, been there! I use to see this girl, thought I would have to break out my scuba gear, or at least the mask and snorkel. But as you say, love them all and that's just part of it, and if that's what you enjoy, then as the saying goes. " Go with the flow "
But as you say, love them all and that's just part of it, and if that's what you enjoy, then as the saying goes. " Go with the flow "