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Tuesday Jul 08, 2008

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Let me start off with this, how ridiculous would it be for me to be in aa Will.I.Am. video? For years now my most vivid and lofty dream is to be in a rap video. Why don't rappers want me in there videos? I can booty dance- I can even move one butt cheek at time. I can clap my ass. And I know all the words to Lollipop.

Is it because of my tattoos? I would think that would make me exotic. In every posse there's always the token tattooed girl with the thigh hih sicks, right? I could be that girl.

Is it because i'm white? Because as aforementioend, my dancing skills equal to rival girls 'of ethnicity'. And excluding someone from your music videos based soley on skin color, well that's just racist. Besides, if it's minority you want, I am Jewish. We have been oppressed since the dawn of time. Oppression was INVENTED especially for the Jews. I digress.

Is it because I'm not from the hood? Well, I'm not. But I did live on the east side of 35 for a while. You know, before it became really gentrified and all the artists moved out there and built mcmansions and everyone started calling it the new Williamsburg.


Listen- here's a list of rappers I want to fuck, or be fucked upon in order of sexiest/most appealing.

1) 50 cent. He's cute and he's respectful with his dirty dirty sex. I also have a weird fascination with big teeth.
2) Lil Wayne. I have harbored a crush on him since i was 14 and he raps about eating pussy more than anyone, almost even more than
3) LIl Kim. Seriously. Don't YOU want to fuck Lil Kim? She's not a whore, but she sex a n***** so good, he gotta tell his boyz. Fatality can i gat a 'hell yeah'?
4) Ludacris. I think he'd be fun in the sack. Oh, I would most definitely double bag it but it would robably be owrth it.
5) Hurricane Chris. I don't know why, but I would totally let him do it from behind, spillling champagne down my back as i was bent over some ridiculous variety of Cadillac in his 5 car garage or whatever.
6) Snoop Dogg. He;s always been sexy, and how could you say no after that Sensual Seduction video?

At one point, Kanye West was on this list but he got bumped off because the more i think about it, he'd probably be a douche about it later on.


Still jobless. Applied for a few more. Feeling like a total lou. Want to go to L.A. in August but now I want to o to Ohio, too. Supposed to get sleeved by Rick Clark in August if my stimulus check ever comes in, which means i would get to see Josh_richey who is nice and cute. Still want to go to Englnd in the fall and see Moira and the Boosh but I don't know if i will be able to afford it. Shooting for the tv show in August, and I'm super excited. And nervous.

I haven't been out in a while. I'm too broke this week but if you live in Austin send me a message. I want to do something new and different.
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i miss your face i think you should start a seattle jar with campbell!
Jul 21, 2008
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I miss you... ♥
Jul 28, 2008

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