Evangeline: And then I went to Opal Divine's and i was wearing boots but the guy was like 'i know you, you're the girl i see around town in those amazing thigh high socks!'
Zach Muhn: So now you're the sock girl.
E: I guess so.
Z: I'm sure that there are worse thing thatcould-
E: Hey, Listen, on a scale of one to ten, how creepy is is to sell worn panties?
Z: Ten. Definitely.
E: Now, you realize that like a ten is really reallly creepy and a one is not creepy at all.
Z: Oh, then let me adjust. No, a ten. Like, I didn't even have to waver between a nine and ten, i just went straight to it. Who are you selling your worn panties to?
E: (gasp) I didn't say it was me. I was just asking.
Z: Who is it?
E: Okay, let's say on a scale of one to ten how creepy is it to sell one's used thigh high socks.
Z: Oh god, I wish it went higher than a ten. Ten.
Michelle: I could get behind this. Like, Nick shouldn't have told me about those foot sessions.
E: Sell shit on ebanned.
M: I could do anything like that. Anything that's anonymous and requires little to no effort from me. You want me to hang out at your house in my underwear and watch a movie while you sit on the other side of the room? Sure, I'll do it. Want me to throw a grapefruit in your face? I'll do it.
E: You could be the Gallagher of porn.
Z: Here's three hundred dollars, and the sex was more than adequate.
You see, i bring this all up because this week my boyfriend accused me of prostituting, i watched Pretty Woman for the first time, and i debated a career selling dirty underwear on craigslist. Which i passed on to Michelle. As illustrated.
For reals.
It feels kind of weird to not be trusted. I don't know, it's a small price to pay.
HELL CITY! It's coming up. My birhtday is on the 12th and then four days later i will be smashed in the hottest hotel room ever, featuring
Fatality, Ryker, Smythe, Ginary, and Lee
If i forgotted someone it's not because we don't have room, it's because i don't have the list right in front of me.
I can't stop watching the Mighty Boosh. I'm getting Naboo tattooed on my body as soon as my refund check comes in, no lie.
I leave you with this
my new hamster.
Zach Muhn: So now you're the sock girl.
E: I guess so.
Z: I'm sure that there are worse thing thatcould-
E: Hey, Listen, on a scale of one to ten, how creepy is is to sell worn panties?
Z: Ten. Definitely.
E: Now, you realize that like a ten is really reallly creepy and a one is not creepy at all.
Z: Oh, then let me adjust. No, a ten. Like, I didn't even have to waver between a nine and ten, i just went straight to it. Who are you selling your worn panties to?
E: (gasp) I didn't say it was me. I was just asking.
Z: Who is it?
E: Okay, let's say on a scale of one to ten how creepy is it to sell one's used thigh high socks.
Z: Oh god, I wish it went higher than a ten. Ten.
Michelle: I could get behind this. Like, Nick shouldn't have told me about those foot sessions.
E: Sell shit on ebanned.
M: I could do anything like that. Anything that's anonymous and requires little to no effort from me. You want me to hang out at your house in my underwear and watch a movie while you sit on the other side of the room? Sure, I'll do it. Want me to throw a grapefruit in your face? I'll do it.
E: You could be the Gallagher of porn.
Z: Here's three hundred dollars, and the sex was more than adequate.
You see, i bring this all up because this week my boyfriend accused me of prostituting, i watched Pretty Woman for the first time, and i debated a career selling dirty underwear on craigslist. Which i passed on to Michelle. As illustrated.
For reals.
It feels kind of weird to not be trusted. I don't know, it's a small price to pay.
HELL CITY! It's coming up. My birhtday is on the 12th and then four days later i will be smashed in the hottest hotel room ever, featuring
Fatality, Ryker, Smythe, Ginary, and Lee
If i forgotted someone it's not because we don't have room, it's because i don't have the list right in front of me.
I can't stop watching the Mighty Boosh. I'm getting Naboo tattooed on my body as soon as my refund check comes in, no lie.
I leave you with this
my new hamster.
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i wish the SG night you're hosting was starting this month! the truth is, i have to leave austin. i'm going back to canada on june 1st.
i didn't get the work visa i applied for, and i can only stay here for so long before they deport my ass. i really don't want to get kicked out- that would mean that i could never come back- so i'm being (begrudgingly) proactive
Hopefully we'll get to meet and have that camera fun we talked about!