OMG!!! I feel like I have been gone a year! LOL. he he... Happy New Year to all my new SG friends, and may 2007 be the best year yet!!!
Oh, the summons, I witnessed a hit run car accident outside of my house back in JUNE! I was watering my son's Venus Fly Trap plants when I heard a screeching (I mean a LOUD ASS long, screech from hell) so I of course peeked out the window to see what the hell all the noise was about. Well, all of a suddon a white Ford Expedition came careening around the corner, slammed into a parked BRAND NEW 2006 Ford Mustang (gorgeous car), hitting it so hard that it sent it flying across the street, into another parked car & onto the lawn. She is spun half around (it's a 1 way road) and hit a bunch of trash barrell's & a telephone pole. Of course, it all happened in a split second, so I ran outside (along with all the other neighbors) and I get outside, and the girl & her passenger are out of the car, she is screaminbg & hollaring at everyone "NOBODY CALL THE FUCKING POLICE. FUCK ALL YOU! DON'T CALL THE FUCKIN' COPS" Ok, yeah right girl, you just slammed into 2 cars, and your truck is smoking and you hit a pole. I ran back inside to get my phone (ok, here's the deal, I HATE cops, but sometimes, only sometimes, is it necessary to call them, this is 1 instant that they needed to be there- it's a car accident!!!) So, as I get back outside, I hear the same loud ass screeching, I get out there and see the tail lights of the truck as she takes the next right turn almost flipping the truck over. There were enough people out there that they got her license plate. Now I am on the phone with the police, telling them that she left the scene. With that we see a guy run after her, we think, yeah, see where she is going! Nope, the bitch left her boyfriend, now he flees the scene!! That is fucking funny! She left her boyfriend at the scene of HER accident, poor guy. He he. Anyway- the 1st 2 cops to get there are on bicycles (the cop that was killed back in October- that I blogged about, anyway- it was him) so, we find out that poor guy who owned the Mustang that was totalled, doesn't speak a word of English, we find a person who speaks Spanish & English, come to find out he JUST bought the car- paid in full, cash (where'd he get the $$? Who cares- right?) So- he has NO INSURANCE (why should he, in NH you only need ins. if you have a loan, but who's dumb enough to actually not have it? This poor guy, who pays cash for a car, but can't pay $150 per month for ins., whatever, stupidity) Back to the wreck! So- I give my info, cuz I saw the entire thing from my window. With that, the dumb bitch drives up to the intersection (we all assume that she's looking for her boyfriend whom she left there! he he... Now, 3 older people walk up to us, all out of breathe, they proceed to tell the cop that when she took the right turn, almost flipping the truck while fleeing from the scene, she clipped another car & almost ran these 3 people over. They apparently were missed by only inches, dumb bitch. ANYWAY, so now we are hysterical, because she came back, now the cops are engaged in a chase. All you hear throughout the blocks are sirens, she kept going around the same blocks (where ya gonna go, honey?) Well, I gave my info to the guy who's Mustang she hit, and told him & the cops if they need an actual statement contact me. Again, back in June. I had LONG since put it out of my mind. But that is what the summons was for. On it, however, it said it was MY responsibility to call the day before the trial was set to take place, so I did. She plea bargained, no trial, I was off the hook.
But it was pretty comical, not funny, comical, the screaming at us to not call the cops, her taking off, leaving her man behind, he he, what a dork, seeing him run after her (like he'd catch her) he he. Some people, what the hell goes on in their teeny tiny brains? She could have just had an accident, instead, she got slammed with like 10 charges. Dumb people. However, the guy with the Stang? Screwed, she didn't have insurance either. He is suing her personally, but what can you get from a person who has nothing? Nothing. The lesson? Keep your insurance, even if the state you live in does not require it. LOL. That, and, if you don't want somebody to call the cops on you, then don't drive drunk, act crazy & scream at the people who are there to see if you are ok... he he.. we were all concerned, until she acted that way. Everyone has accidents, they are called "accidents" which by definition is "an unfortunate event which occurs unexpectedly and unintentionally."
Whatever. Anyway- hope everyone enjoys my funny stories, which are always true. You just can't write this sort of shit- people are funny. The things they do, even funnier. he he..
Oh, the summons, I witnessed a hit run car accident outside of my house back in JUNE! I was watering my son's Venus Fly Trap plants when I heard a screeching (I mean a LOUD ASS long, screech from hell) so I of course peeked out the window to see what the hell all the noise was about. Well, all of a suddon a white Ford Expedition came careening around the corner, slammed into a parked BRAND NEW 2006 Ford Mustang (gorgeous car), hitting it so hard that it sent it flying across the street, into another parked car & onto the lawn. She is spun half around (it's a 1 way road) and hit a bunch of trash barrell's & a telephone pole. Of course, it all happened in a split second, so I ran outside (along with all the other neighbors) and I get outside, and the girl & her passenger are out of the car, she is screaminbg & hollaring at everyone "NOBODY CALL THE FUCKING POLICE. FUCK ALL YOU! DON'T CALL THE FUCKIN' COPS" Ok, yeah right girl, you just slammed into 2 cars, and your truck is smoking and you hit a pole. I ran back inside to get my phone (ok, here's the deal, I HATE cops, but sometimes, only sometimes, is it necessary to call them, this is 1 instant that they needed to be there- it's a car accident!!!) So, as I get back outside, I hear the same loud ass screeching, I get out there and see the tail lights of the truck as she takes the next right turn almost flipping the truck over. There were enough people out there that they got her license plate. Now I am on the phone with the police, telling them that she left the scene. With that we see a guy run after her, we think, yeah, see where she is going! Nope, the bitch left her boyfriend, now he flees the scene!! That is fucking funny! She left her boyfriend at the scene of HER accident, poor guy. He he. Anyway- the 1st 2 cops to get there are on bicycles (the cop that was killed back in October- that I blogged about, anyway- it was him) so, we find out that poor guy who owned the Mustang that was totalled, doesn't speak a word of English, we find a person who speaks Spanish & English, come to find out he JUST bought the car- paid in full, cash (where'd he get the $$? Who cares- right?) So- he has NO INSURANCE (why should he, in NH you only need ins. if you have a loan, but who's dumb enough to actually not have it? This poor guy, who pays cash for a car, but can't pay $150 per month for ins., whatever, stupidity) Back to the wreck! So- I give my info, cuz I saw the entire thing from my window. With that, the dumb bitch drives up to the intersection (we all assume that she's looking for her boyfriend whom she left there! he he... Now, 3 older people walk up to us, all out of breathe, they proceed to tell the cop that when she took the right turn, almost flipping the truck while fleeing from the scene, she clipped another car & almost ran these 3 people over. They apparently were missed by only inches, dumb bitch. ANYWAY, so now we are hysterical, because she came back, now the cops are engaged in a chase. All you hear throughout the blocks are sirens, she kept going around the same blocks (where ya gonna go, honey?) Well, I gave my info to the guy who's Mustang she hit, and told him & the cops if they need an actual statement contact me. Again, back in June. I had LONG since put it out of my mind. But that is what the summons was for. On it, however, it said it was MY responsibility to call the day before the trial was set to take place, so I did. She plea bargained, no trial, I was off the hook.
But it was pretty comical, not funny, comical, the screaming at us to not call the cops, her taking off, leaving her man behind, he he, what a dork, seeing him run after her (like he'd catch her) he he. Some people, what the hell goes on in their teeny tiny brains? She could have just had an accident, instead, she got slammed with like 10 charges. Dumb people. However, the guy with the Stang? Screwed, she didn't have insurance either. He is suing her personally, but what can you get from a person who has nothing? Nothing. The lesson? Keep your insurance, even if the state you live in does not require it. LOL. That, and, if you don't want somebody to call the cops on you, then don't drive drunk, act crazy & scream at the people who are there to see if you are ok... he he.. we were all concerned, until she acted that way. Everyone has accidents, they are called "accidents" which by definition is "an unfortunate event which occurs unexpectedly and unintentionally."
Whatever. Anyway- hope everyone enjoys my funny stories, which are always true. You just can't write this sort of shit- people are funny. The things they do, even funnier. he he..
That shit is hilarious.