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well the vacation officially comes to an end in about 43 minutes. thats when my family will most likely be home. and you know, the whole 2 weeks has felt like a bit of a waste. though i did find out some good news, i got my new job, its only been a month since i interviewed, but i got it. its going to be sad quitting the grocery store. ive worked there since i was 16, and have made a lot of friends there. it was such a social enviroment, and i constantly stirred things up... so here is the list of dumb things ive done at work...

1. grape fights always used to be fun, nothing like throwing a grape at a wall and watching it splatter.

2. 2 litre bottle bowling

3. the 'memo' system

4. mop bucket racing

5. popcorn packets of doom

6. screwing with customers.... such as giving them false information or giving them near impossible directions to something

7. hot dog bunker hurdling

8. beating each other up with a block of woodchips for hamster cages.

9. scaring people from behind the milk

10... the doozy, one time while tossing shit back and forth at my friend, i thought id be sneaky and throw a green bean at him, but he saw it coming and ducked, so i nailed and old guy in the face, and he had no clue where it came from and acted confused while i laughed my ass off hysterically

oh how i shall miss you grocery store.
but i have gone 4 and a half years without getting fired, so i guess i had a good run.

ok enough of that. im hoping to actually accomplish something this week.

random thought: buy one get one free movies are the best.

song of the moment: angel by massive attack