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Friday Mar 10, 2006

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So, it's birthday time for another southerner.

She's fun, she's feisty, and above all, she's a smart lady.

Ignominy's a whole year older today, so swing on by and shout out some love for her, on this oh so very special day of days.

And now, a biblical-like quote:

"And lo, the lord saith unto all, "Let it be the will of the lord, that on one day per year, you shall recieve unto thee a day for noogies, and pinches, and jokes told unto thee, by thine peers. And, lo, the day unto which these things shall be done unto thee shall fall upon the day of your birth."

And lo, as the lord said these things unto the people, the day became known as the Day of Birth or, Birthday.

And it came to pass, that after 24 years on this earth, one of the peoples saith unto her friends "Dude, I am to be a quarter of the century on the morrow. How dost thou honor me?"

And the people's of the site saith, "Lo, dudette, we shall erecct a journal entry in your honor. And we shall call it the Happy Birthday Dealio".

And, lo, it was gnarly!

Happy Birthday Kiddo!
ignominy:
This is the best. It's almost better than if I was not just getting old and unlovable. wink skull
Mar 10, 2006

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