Sucks to be me...
guess what assholes. you remember that little kidney infection of mine? well that little bitch ass bacteria high tailed it out of my kidneys and headed for my lungs. Ive had a bitchin cough for about a few days so i see my doctor and he tells me that i have a bronchial infection. Now ive been looking at anatomical drawings and other various pictures of people without skin but i cant seem to find a bronchial. Sounds like a dinosaur to me but what do i know about medicine. So, i go in, see my doc and he hooks...me...up. First off, i got the standard antibiotic to kill off the infection. Next he gives me cough syrup with codeine in it to kill the cough. This would be nice if i didint have an incredibly high tolerance for opiates like codeine, vicodin and hydrocodone. now for my favorite. To reduce the inflamation in my throat which will give the antibiotics a chance to work my doctor prescribed to me STEROIDS. The only pill that has ever given me any positive reaction. Now, im back on my little superman pills. And when im on my little superman pills there is nothing in this world i dont think i can do. and when i do something god himself can't stop me.
So here i sit in front of my monitor clickety clacketing away my little story. and in the course of an hour since i decided to type this out i have taken the following
3 Steroids
1 antibiotic
2 shots (not the little dosage cups MOTHER FUCKING SHOT GLASS SHOTS) of codeine laced cough syrup
But since codeine has no effect on me im now downing a 16oz whiskey sour. So within the next hour, i will have zero inhibitions thanks to my old buddy mr. Jack Daniels and the strength and determination to fight an army of chuck norrisses. I would like to take this time to apologize in advance for any drunken myspace messages, comments, or text/picture messages you may receive from me tonight.
Booze, opiates, steroids and boredom. this should be a fun evening.
guess what assholes. you remember that little kidney infection of mine? well that little bitch ass bacteria high tailed it out of my kidneys and headed for my lungs. Ive had a bitchin cough for about a few days so i see my doctor and he tells me that i have a bronchial infection. Now ive been looking at anatomical drawings and other various pictures of people without skin but i cant seem to find a bronchial. Sounds like a dinosaur to me but what do i know about medicine. So, i go in, see my doc and he hooks...me...up. First off, i got the standard antibiotic to kill off the infection. Next he gives me cough syrup with codeine in it to kill the cough. This would be nice if i didint have an incredibly high tolerance for opiates like codeine, vicodin and hydrocodone. now for my favorite. To reduce the inflamation in my throat which will give the antibiotics a chance to work my doctor prescribed to me STEROIDS. The only pill that has ever given me any positive reaction. Now, im back on my little superman pills. And when im on my little superman pills there is nothing in this world i dont think i can do. and when i do something god himself can't stop me.
So here i sit in front of my monitor clickety clacketing away my little story. and in the course of an hour since i decided to type this out i have taken the following
3 Steroids
1 antibiotic
2 shots (not the little dosage cups MOTHER FUCKING SHOT GLASS SHOTS) of codeine laced cough syrup
But since codeine has no effect on me im now downing a 16oz whiskey sour. So within the next hour, i will have zero inhibitions thanks to my old buddy mr. Jack Daniels and the strength and determination to fight an army of chuck norrisses. I would like to take this time to apologize in advance for any drunken myspace messages, comments, or text/picture messages you may receive from me tonight.
Booze, opiates, steroids and boredom. this should be a fun evening.
ban:
Sounds very fun!!!!
avalon13chase:
Jesus, man thats fucking rough..wish i could take care of you.