What the hell man? I'm sittin here readin the silliness boards tryin to come up with more of my top notch comedy gold and im layin eggs out there. I can't explain it either. I let my mind go blank to let the funny in like i always do and all im getting instead of comedy is knife salesmen. SEE!! LIKE THAT RIGHT THERE! THAT...
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nofi:
well, i think you're effing hilarious. i wouldn't worry about an off day.
ontothenext:
Thanks for the good vibes!!!!
Sucks to be me...
guess what assholes. you remember that little kidney infection of mine? well that little bitch ass bacteria high tailed it out of my kidneys and headed for my lungs. Ive had a bitchin cough for about a few days so i see my doctor and he tells me that i have a bronchial infection. Now ive been looking at anatomical drawings...
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guess what assholes. you remember that little kidney infection of mine? well that little bitch ass bacteria high tailed it out of my kidneys and headed for my lungs. Ive had a bitchin cough for about a few days so i see my doctor and he tells me that i have a bronchial infection. Now ive been looking at anatomical drawings...
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ban:
Sounds very fun!!!!
avalon13chase:
Jesus, man thats fucking rough..wish i could take care of you.
i need a new job. not just because i hate what i do but im just out of place here. Im an atheist who votes either independant or democrat and i work with a bunch of bible thumping, right wing soccer moms and hockey dads. we just had a little get together for a kid who works here (huge jesus freak) cus its his 21st...
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ontothenext:
Hey Buddy 
reverendbenzo:
That's always the nervous "comeback", isn't it? "I love black people". or "Not that there's anything wrong with that". Sounds like you are surrounded by douchebags.
P.S. I hate Jesus too.
P.S. I hate Jesus too.
Well for those of you interested i have the complete plot and story hammered out complete with all the little twists and turns. My co-writers are on their way over now to wok on the dialog for a few hours. I just have 2 more scenes to put on paper and the whole things done. Then it's onto location scouting and casting then finally filming....
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sillyokio:
awesome.
eternalxile:
self explanitory
Recently ive been on a bit of a zombie kick. Not just with my writing or the fact that i just got done reading The Zombie Survival Guide and next weekend im picking up World War Z. I'm starting to see them. I've started mistaking people on the bus for the undead. There was a guy sitting there asleep with his mouth wide open and...
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phoenixgirl:
Zombie's are cool as long as they arent near me. My favorite zombie movie is Sean Of The Dead.
Ok, I just gotta rant and need to do it outside of myspace or my old livejournal because people actually read those. It seems that all my friends seem to have these huge delusions of grandeur about my little film. My buddy j.j. seems to think that this will get picked up by Robert Rodriguez or George Lucas and even went so far as to...
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Potential Movie Titles
Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Living Shaun of the Evil Dead
The Great American Zombie Apocalypse
Motherfucking Zombies, Yo
The Misadventures of Zombie Jesus
Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Living Shaun of the Evil Dead
The Great American Zombie Apocalypse
Motherfucking Zombies, Yo
The Misadventures of Zombie Jesus
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sillyokio:
Zombie Jesus, FTW.
nofi:
how about Dawn of the Jesus? it could be part of a trilogy
+ Land of the Jesus.
i hear that that last one was going to be called Ressurection Reconning. ooooooooooooh, that was silly and i'm getting drunk on a school night.
+ Land of the Jesus.
i hear that that last one was going to be called Ressurection Reconning. ooooooooooooh, that was silly and i'm getting drunk on a school night.
eternalxile:
see above
Making movies rooooooocks! Ive got so much planned out in just the past couple of days its insane. So far i have my characters, both the important ones, supporting cast and background characters. Ive got all my story lines planned out, effects are coming together nicely and i just now came up with a dismembermen/disemboweling scene to throw in there. All i need know is...
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nofi:
dude. you're effing hilarious. thanks for helping to make that thread what it is...whatever that is.