eternalidiot

Ugh. I can't believe I took the time to write an article about how cell phones make you drive like an old person only to realize someone had already posted it. That's a kick in the teeth. Oh well.

Photo spread begins in the afternoon. That's why I'm up at one in the morning. The photographer should look sleepless and hung over, possibly even angry. Unwritten rule.

Speaking of unwritten rules...I have to pee.