Happy Cinco de Mayo, kiddies! Remember why we really celebrate today. It's because it is no longer the fourth of May and it isn't yet the sixth....
I'll likely get drunk and take advantage of myself. I'll resist at first, but I'll know I'm just playing coy games. In the morning I'll be disgusted with myself for taking home the first hand that would say yes. I am a whore....
I'll likely get drunk and take advantage of myself. I'll resist at first, but I'll know I'm just playing coy games. In the morning I'll be disgusted with myself for taking home the first hand that would say yes. I am a whore....
