esmee

my mind has gone. if someone were to listen to my thoughts today they would only hear a gentle hissing noise just like the vent right above me spitting out conditioned air.
i wonder why its called that...
this morning i decided to make an egg white omelette before work and did all the prep and slopped the eggs into the pan. five minutes later it wasn't cooking. i was completely confused for at least two minutes before i realized i hadn't even turned on the stove.
dumb monkey = me