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i walked in to work this morning relatively on time. my boss was sitting at my desk, talking on the phone and glaring at me.
"i am livid pissed" he said by way of greeting...which i interpreted to mean that i had neglected some part of my job, which of course i had but instead of apologizing profusely i feigned an innocent puppy dog look. i'm always amazed that works on him, its never worked before.
then i rolled my eyes and looked at my watch, how many more days am i working here?

being an assistant is easy. the problem is that involves a lot of coddling and walking on eggshells. Also a lot of sitting next to him and doing nothing while he does stuff, somewhat like a dog. Yep that about sums it up. I'm very much like a telephone answering puppy. I fetch files and do his bidding. or i sit and waste time and wait to be summoned.

its a strange dynamic. one i would actually find very sexy if he weren't so utterly unattractive.

Supposedly, hes very hard on assistants also, most of them being reduced to tears on the first or second day. I think hes been nice to me because he wanted to date me at first. Luckily i had an easy out, graciously arguing that dating my boss would be unwise.